Orthodox Rabbi Bill Clinton

@SYACVG Brb getting my treasure

@NiftuA @phanari0te @Faj1791 Guess that makes it okay to get a Nazi tattoo so long as you attempt to cover it up when you’re called out on it

@wizard_mint @phanari0te @Faj1791 I see you're struggling to grasp how linear time works

Every week it just goes like this: Leaked Graham Platner posts say that all women should be raped The following day: Senator Chris Van Hollen (D-Md) endorses Graham Platner

@NiftuA @phanari0te @Faj1791 lol

@phanari0te @Faj1791 Good thing there is no candidate with an SS Totenkof on their chest

@AutismCapital I’ve been kicked outta better homes than this!

This is what happened to the last person who tried to wear shoes in our house

Can we all agree it's disgusting to walk into your home with outside shoes? That's the whole point of a foyer. The shoes go off in the foyer, your household shoes go on, clean house, peace of mind. If you don't have a foyer, the entryway is fine. The only reason to be against this is either laziness, because it's something new/different, or you feel anxiety asking guests to adhere to your rule structure. Do not fear. They must adhere. You are the master of your domain.

@beersnob_3 @TheCalvinCooli1 They don’t sell hot dogs here, they took the bleachers out two years ago.

🚨New: Ruth's Chris Steak House has a new dress code “business casual” for customers to wear proper attire with diners who don't comply being relegated to the bar. “Kindly remove all hats when entering the restaurant. Guests wearing ball caps are asked to dine in the bar/lounge." “The following attire is not permitted in our dining rooms: Gym wear, pool attire, tank tops, clothing with offensive graphics or language, revealing clothing, or exposed undergarments.” How do you feel about this?

@CricTracker_42 @DiscussingFilm >Account based in India

@DiscussingFilm Has this guy made anything apart from crime, thriller or drama, got no range in filmmaking. Yet he thinks CBMs are not true cinema. And people compare him with Nolan and Kubrick

First look at Martin Scorsese's next film ‘WHAT HAPPENS AT NIGHT’, starring Leonardo DiCaprio and Jennifer Lawrence. The film follows a married couple who travel to a small European town to adopt a baby but nothing is quite as it seems.

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

@lilbrudder2 @nocauselost @0wlAfter Except he did

@nocauselost @0wlAfter Crazy since it’s a thing he never actually said. But something tells me you knew that.

Last time i check ProZD is Korean and Doom is Romani

@LOTAMOSANA @LeadingReport >Location: South Africa

@LeadingReport How can you joke about Pearl Harbour

BREAKING: Reporter: Why didn’t you tell Japan before Iran? President Trump: Why didn’t you tell me about Pearl Harbor?

AIDS 😔

@WomanDefiner Bethesda has been such an insanely mediocre company since the early 2010’s, I don’t get how anyone has any desire to play their new games at this point.

I may not actually live long enough to see this game release. We're 10 years into the development cycle and they're just starting.

@DarkNookShop @NewsWire_US No instead they (along with the Obama administration) did nothing to slow Iran’s nuclear capabilities and in fact unfroze $150 billion of their assets, seems like an awful negotiator just like Jimmy Carter.

@wizard_mint @NewsWire_US Odd I don't recall Iran ever obtaining a nuke while Biden was in office... and he didn't need a war to prevent it. Guess he was just a better, smarter leader and a better negotiator.

Kamala Harris: "Donald Trump is dragging the United States into a war the American people do not want. Let me be clear: I am opposed to a regime-change war in Iran."

@BENZOTOOIE @NobodyIsOurGuy Happy Birthday fellow unc

Turned 34 years old today.

@dollycule @Inq_Machina @reddit_lies Imagine unironically being a reddit mod

@Inq_Machina @reddit_lies I'm a mod, you dumb animal. We are the site.

Leftists of r/BatmanArkham is currently brigading r/ShitPoliticsSays, a direct violation of Reddit's rules.

@CynicalBlues_ @RohanKarMooN I’ve got the deluxe version of this with the art book signed by David Hayter

@RohanKarMooN This came out at the same time too, and I genuinely don't know which one would be better

Dawg imagine going to stores to buy RE6 and you get blasted with this PACKAGE. Best value for money you can ask for imo.

@SarahAnnRhoades @earlyvotedata Nothing besides the top 2 candidates, the California Democratic Party pushed for it a while back so they could effectively turn California into a one party state (with only 2 dems running against each other) but didn’t anticipate that this sort of outcome could happen.

@wizard_mint @earlyvotedata No write-in option...nothing?

Berkeley IGS showing this kind of makes me think this could actually happen. I will laugh so hard if two republicans box out the Democrats for governor.

@SarahAnnRhoades @earlyvotedata Nope, a while back they shifted to a Jungle Primary system so only the top 2 candidates (regardless of party) are allowed to compete in the general election.

@earlyvotedata Couldn't the Dems just unite behind a write-in, or get on the ballot under some made-up party, like happens in WI?

@willchamberlain Giving up the Panama Canal was also a huge blunder

I've been thinking about this lately. Carter was TERRIBLE. The Iranian regime invaded our embassy and took hundreds of hostages, and the only thing he authorized was a special forces op to try and rescue them (which had to be aborted due to helicopter issues).

He who controls the spice controls the flavor

@Goodday2919 @jehswilliams @VoteHub “Fascist candidate”

@jehswilliams @VoteHub I’m sad my anti facist candidate lost to the moderate candidate so now I’m going to vote the fully fascist candidate? 😭

VoteHub projects Daniel Biss to win the Illinois Democratic primary for U.S. House District 9.

@SealOfTheEnd @gorilla_rape >Account based in Slovakia And you guys wonder why we’re getting sick of your shit

@gorilla_rape Guy who is against sticking your dick into a blender and destroying all the military prestige US had and wrecking global economy is the idiot. Yeah. IF all yanks are as good as you, we know how it all ends. People who play chess, not tic-tac-toe win.

If he truly resigned by himself (and wasnt part of a loomer purge) , he is an idiot and a moron. A disease eating away at the right wing. Dude was in a position of power with room to bring people into the admin and he shits it away over "principles" do not ever do this