Yule🇨🇦

Mail in voting is a basic right. Now, if online voting becomes a thing, we should revisit the amount of proof I.D. required nuff said

@stinkythinktank @whatshisfaceono changing my handle

@whatshisfaceono @YuleKnow Fucking Yule.

Hey.. yeah.. so just as a blanket sappy thank you. There are countless numbers of you that have helped me through the craziest shit. I have like 4 jokes and 6 stories. You guys always make me feel less alone and not broken. You fuckers.

It's never familiar. Getting a street parking violation ticket.

@Syrup_Tishus How would I create my Planet Hoth scenes

It's 2026. Can we please find something for packing safety that does not include GOD DAMN FUCKING STYROFOAM.

Every dad and son should show up at the ballpark with a prop-ball and glove bit.

@Logically_JC *providing the Epstein files disappear 😅

This aged poorly.

LOL A world wide rejection keeps these floating turds moist

@timburchett the world rejects your irony Tim More nations protested your guy than NATO

The irony of a “No Kings Rally.”

@DailyLoud Primal Scream youtu.be/ZhT1AKxn2Fg?si… A baseball metalhead would blast this during practice

What is your favorite song ever?

Trump: “I always like to hang around with losers, actually, because it makes me feel better.”

Funny NATO rejected Trump's limp dick pleads for help in his war of choice then stage world wide protests against his bullshit. #NoDictators

I keep getting asked by people in passing shit like. 'do you have creditor protection' 'Do you have AMA protection' 'Do you have renter's insurance' 'Do you have long term disability insurance' 'Do you have a will' 'Do you have Rapture insurance.' I'm like, 'your mom does.'

The @BlueJays become the first team with consecutive walk-off wins to start a season since 2014!

@BlueJays Fun they intentionally walked Varsho lol

THROW YOUR HANDS UP AND SHOUT! #WALKOFF

Gimi is Gold #BlueJays50

The party is happening without MAGA meatballs. America understands the assignment.

KIRK SHOT TO THE MOON #BlueJays50

@stinkythinktank Boy Inside The Man 😏

How many "Man" songs can we name? Rocketman Betterman Nothingman Ice Cream Man Hoochie Coochie Man Spoonman Leatherman Rambling Gambling Man Junkie Man Street Fighting Man Simple Man Little Lion Man Piano Man Sharp Dressed Man What did I miss?

The best revenge is none. time exposes, karma corrects, and God humbles.

@marlene4719 It seems impossible to imagine an uglier American to represent our global sentiment. Except maybe Stephen Miller.

The fact is, even if you did want a king it wouldn’t ever be this dumb fuck.