Captain Ace
992 posts
Captain Ace
@Yusee154
Abusite•Business teacher educator•Sound Engineer- Cloud Architect
Kaduna Katılım Ocak 2016
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Wato karka kuskura ace baka da Data a Kasarnan..
Kaga Yohanna yana bayani...🤣🤣🤣
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Got invited to a wedding football match and as usual, they did that tradition where the bride takes a penalty before kickoff while the groom stands in goal.
This amarya sweetly placed the ball to the top left corner and hit Viktor Gyokeres’s celebration after 😳😳😳
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@Dr_Meenerh Personally I would prefer that kind of person. A whole different vibe at the end of the day won't be that bad
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Marry your type, stop putting unnecessary pressure on us😂
CHIEF ANALYST@BashFarhan
Imagine marrying a woman that you cannot discuss geopolitics with, you cannot discuss football with and also Nigerian contemporary issues. It’s gonna be depressing.
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wallahi sai dai Tax officers suyi arresting dina and I know muna da yawa, make dem start to dey turn stadiums into prisons
Ejikemi@Erotic_shoppe
Do you people know the deadline to file your annual tax returns is next week Tuesday. They said even if you have zero income you must file, otherwise there will be penalty of 100k monthly and 50k subsequently.
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Things only ladies can relate lol
🌻Brown skin girl 🌻@Ayshert454
One Keke guy refuse to collect my money because I tie Ture kaga tsiya (head tie)😂😂 "Wallahi wanna daurin kadai ya biyani hajiya" 😂
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Okay 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kunji dai koh?😂
Salim 🇵🇸@Rey_Saleem
A tip for you single mfs: If you genuinely want a girl, don’t DM her now. Don’t even like or retweet her Eid post just wait a week or month and then make your move🤝
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no shark tank for you 🤣😭
maganin dan rigima
Daddy🍂🍂@Muhammad___Mk
God abeg wetin i do this guy ? i honestly cant even remember 😂😭
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Amma wannan shaddar bulletproof ce ko ?
KحA🀄@Khal3rl
Eid Mubarak ❤️ Taqabbalallahu minna wa minkum
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Whoever worships Ramadan, Ramadan is gone. But whoever worships Allah, Allah is Ever-Living and will never die.
zāād al-Ma’aād@Alghurabaaaaaa
The guests have left, and the family remains. The mosques have returned to their rightful owners. So do not abandon the House of Allah after Ramadan.
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@musa_kiliya Out of curiosity, what if you say no? What's he gonna do lol
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@UTDAhmard They know it. They just don't care. And wlh if they are not careful, it will land them in Jahannama
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Wait,i have a question and it's a quick and a very important one. Is fixing of artificial finger nails Halal in islam? What's wrong with our muslim sisters?
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@Haleemarh_Gumel @Musab_y_agric Wasu fah sapa ce 🤣
Indonesia
@beloved2837 At this point, you just have to sympathize with them. They need healing wlh
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You won’t cry ke? Be there next year (and every year that follows) when we get super loud & “overbearing” about our FAST again. 🫵🏾
Andrella@___andrella__
Two religions are fasting, only one religion is on the news for being overbearing during their “fast”
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Kuffs and lieing.... 😭😭 It can never be a Muslim pretending to be Christian
LERRY@_AsiwajuLerry
@Olaz01 I’m a Muslim and it still doesn’t make sense to me.
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😂🤣😂 Bro! The amount of people wey remain for that religion no reach 5😭😭😂😂
LEGAH@Legah_tr_
I’m thinking of converting from Christianity to Islam. Any advice?
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@abdurraheem_iv Ai they should continue this way, so good men will know who they should avoid
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“i want to know the benefits of marriage, jannah and kids aside”
??????
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I'm jealous of everyone that hasn't discovered your account.
USA🇳🇬@meothmans
they couldn’t free El-rufai who has spent around 30 days in detention, all of a sudden, it’s Waspapping they wanted to free. Emergency Lovers for real. 🤡
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