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Cleaning out drawers. Guess what I found? 🤣 Not a hoarder, really not. This one got by me! But holy shit...

@AmberWoods100 TerraNova was prescient! @sesfonstein @jason_omara Nobody cares about my tweets so leaving it at that

Do you get it yet? All the billionaires have private islands, compounds, bunkers and escape plans. Do you really think they intend to stay here and live with the consequences of the policies they are supporting for another country? Do you think they’ll be the ones struggling with medical bills, inflation, or sending their children off to war? The people with the most power have the easiest exits once America is entirely gutted.

@Jack2LOneill I would go to ALL of them as the filming locations are all in Canada. lol Shout out to Simon Fraser University! @SFU

You just won a 2-week, all-expenses-paid vacation. But there’s a catch: you have to stay within one area the whole time. What are you picking?

@LakotaMan1 I'm really nobody & just thinking. WHAT if ALL the nations united and marched unto DC? The drums could be so LOUD!

@MerriamWebster How about this one from July 1989. Not used in years though 🤣

SERIOUS QUESTION Do you have an old dictionary, and/or do you still use it? Pics or it didn’t happen.

@AJamesMcCarthy Are you sure these aren't Pah-Wraiths ready to dominate the universe? 🤣

There is currently a ~Jupiter-sized mass of plasma floating 100k miles over the sun. I captured this photo just a couple minutes ago using a modified telescope from my backyard.

@samlymatters That made me lol! Kinda like my cat when she wants on my lap and I'm on my laptop. She creeps on me in slow motion from the side, as if I could not see her 🤣

My dog isn’t allowed in the kitchen when I’m cooking and he generally listens, but whenever he does get caught sneaking in, he immediately slinks to his kitchen water bowl with a look like “whaaaat? a guy can’t get water in this house no more???”

@BaronDestructo It must be Thor!

The search for our ship's Resident Alien continues! (The Sweet Sixteen +) Choose!

@theliamnissan Did not follow him but he followed me for some crazy reason? Blocked and done

Brian Krassenstein: A) bought a Cybertruck B) said he'd feel better if Marco Rubio was in charge. Unfollow that chucklewagon.

Nobody cares what *I* post. But - we went from this hopeful era..to today.... youtube.com/watch?v=2fZHou…

@DaddyAcademy @skdh Sigh. Bread in Germany, and coincidently, same stuff made in ancient Egypt, is healthy. Stuff made in the US - WHY?

@skdh The bread in Germany sucks. I lived there. I mean it's fine if you like a heavy, dense, dark, slightly bitter bread, but the Italians, the French and the Spaniards do bread better. The USA has any type you want, just stay out of the factory bread isle.

As a German who has spent several years in the USA, I can tell you that none of the stuff you guys call "bread" over there is remotely comparable to what you get in any average bakery over here. x.com/AndToddsaid/st…

Was thinking about @WilliamShatner recently considering Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home. Germany/Denmark trying to rescue a stranded whale. It's such an emotional debate right now. One of my fav movies. Hope Timmy makes it!

@StargateZone totally fake

This has to be fake, surely? Look closely at the faces, its not right. I hope no Stargate fans buy this. (Screenshot taken of ebay listing)

@txgermanbre I have 3 kids. 1 born in Germany, maternity leave. 2 born in the US, had to go back to work within 3 weeks of birth. I worked for the last one until the minute he was born! Ambulance came and got me from work in labor. The US sucks for maternity!

Marcel is very confused. I’m explaining that USA Deloitte (and many other employers) are now reducing parental leave to 10 weeks. He’s confused because he’s asking what the parents are supposed to do. He’s continuing to ask me questions. Americans, you can answer. I give up

@AdamKinzinger youtube.com/watch?v=wBIa14…

This is antichrist material

Pope Leo XIV is polling as the most popular public figure in the United States, with a net favorability rating of +34. Follow: @AFpost

Ich möchte diejenigen ermutigen, die sich bereits für das Gute, die Gerechtigkeit, den Frieden, die Toleranz und die Versöhnung entschieden haben. Zugleich beabsichtige ich, gemeinsam mit Millionen von Männern und Frauen guten Willens, auch zur Umkehr derjenigen aufzurufen, die entgegengesetzte Wege wählen und eine harmonische und brüderliche Entwicklung behindern. #ApostolischeReise #Angola vatican.va/content/leo-xi…

This is a sacrilege.

@LePapillonBlu2 NYC is so lucky! What an amazing human being. And, I miss Obama, ever day! How did we get here??

This video is sure to make your day. 💙