BeatBandit™

Luxurious 5 bedroom Chalet bungalow with fully detached boys quarters for sale. Location: Karsana district, Gwarinpa Abuja. Asking Price: N270M slightly negotiable

@zaddy_space @uyaka1 @yabaleftonline Just thank God for your life because it’s obvious you have no idea what some homes with children eat some nights. This is a man n a wife only. If they actually dated before marriage this shouldn’t come as a surprise. They must have experienced this before

@uyaka1 @ZabDaBeatBandit @yabaleftonline Are you cooking student food as a bachelor or family food as a home ?

Is this a reason for the couple to separate?

@TYLRverse @zaddy_space @yabaleftonline You get!!! Cause how you won’t you have some basic cooking ingredients at home. So what is the bulk shopping for when salary arrives.

@ZabDaBeatBandit @zaddy_space @yabaleftonline It's possible they already even have oil in the house or even Garri

@iamzioraa Your “woman” is coming out like that.. Ohkay

If she’s your woman, how much will you give her monthly for allowance.

@peaceskincare OKRO of 1k is 3 cups. Number 1. number 2 stock fish pack is 1k, no 3 periwinkle per cup is 2k. Bro please just delete this rubbish. Goat meat/fish 5k lmfao! this baba one lavida ontop “moderate” soup. Only you fish goat meat and shrimps.

LOL, let’s see if 15k is actually enough for a pot of soup for two in this Tinnabar economy. 😂 Even for a moderate Okra soup, the easiest & cheapest soup to make in Nigeria. Let me make a realistic list. Okra: 2,000 Goat meat/Fish: 5,000 Stockfish: 2,000 Crayfish: 1,000 Shrimps: 2,000 Fresh pepper: 500 Periwinkle: 500 Uziza leaf: 500 Palm oil: 1,500 Seasoning: 500 Garri (1 custard rubber): 2,000 Total = ₦18,000. This doesn’t even include optional orishirishi like Kpomo or dry fish (extra 1- 2k). So she’s right, if the husband hasn't been paid, she should have just supported him by adding some money to complete the market list. Simple.🥂

@instablog9ja Red flag. 3 years??

3 years, no single gift… but proposal just drop? 😭💍 You go say yes or you go press decline? 👇

@quinnirene272 @Dare_Ekitiman @yabaleftonline Straight up.. Make she know say out here. We listen but we don’t judgezzz

@ZabDaBeatBandit @Dare_Ekitiman @yabaleftonline The buy two take away Come back home give her one and eat one

@zaddy_space @yabaleftonline Vegetable- 1,000 Water leaf - 500 Periwinkle- 2,000 Red oil - 1,500 Cray fish - 1,500 Garri - 2,000 Transport - 2,000 - 10,500 You fit still add cow skin for content. Men! Learn how to cook and avoid embarrassments like this. Coming to talk about divorce on 15k

This one is pure mumu behavior from the husband 😂 Bros you sent your wife ₦15,000 for soup, she complained it was small, you told her to “manage” because you never collect salary… then you come back home tired & hungry expecting a full pot of soup like say na magic? She served you the exact 15 notes of ₦1,000 on plate and you’re asking “is this enough to divorce her?” Oga abeg park well! The only person wey suppose divorce here na YOU for sending chicken change and still expecting miracle. She no chop the money, she no burn am, she just gave you back exactly what you gave her. Instead of crying divorce, go and send proper money or enter kitchen yourself. This economy no dey support “manage” and entitlement at the same time.

@Dare_Ekitiman @yabaleftonline Very very simple. Because it’s obvious she has eaten

@yabaleftonline It's expensive to divorce now. As a gentleman, take the money, find mama put nearby, find something to eat. Come back with my smile and go to bed. Her guilty mind would judge her.

@somtodeyforyo First time chat you no fine.. abeg just Dey go!

Omo Dis girl block me sha.😂🤲💔

@ABUJAPLUG Financial stable 400k per month. This one dey whine my nipple Abi no be wetin most of us working class dey collect?

@ABUJAPLUG JESUS!!!

@claire9978i And what is wrong here???

I pity guys that will marry all these girls born from year 2000 upward.😩🔞

@leodey4uu Proceed???? For person way done commot wig, dey chat her boyfriend say she done reach church. Mama has proceeded for you, your own na to just off cloth.

Legends in the house how do I proceed?

@mide_io This country has felt the impact of your English as well.

I Felt gas for 1800 per keg today . This country just Dey spoil everyday 💔

@big_zehrry Apples are potent natural detoxifiers.

Why do smokers think Apple is a detox fruit? 😂😂

@queenbeth____ What do you expect, When you chew it like you standing on the red light district waiting for your client.

Am I the only one that buys this particular gum and finishes everything in less than an hour😭

@leodey4uu And this is??

Fame just calm down prank this one 😂

@tiphe_j It’s all Façade and charade behind the glow up

The way women glow up after a divorce is mind-blowing.

@InsideIlorin_NG Abeg.. leave. Go back to your parents rented house.. you are not loved.

@Wizarab10 You never start to confuse. Wetin carry you go ifa priest.. 😂😂😂.

LMAO......Abeg Abeg