hank hill’s jumpshot

@hannahcmontoya It’s just Bedsy wrist shots from his feet

show me those bookmarks white boy

@PolitiBunny 34 counts of falsifying business records in the first degree. It’s pretty easy to find. Each has a specific ledger/check associated with it, which is also publically available. Here, I’ll do it for you! npr.org/2024/05/30/g-s…

What are his felonies, Peter? List them, every single one.

@WarClandestine Here’s what you’re missing — it all comes down to this one simple thing that you and every other weird fedora donning right wing sycophant all have in common. It’s that you like fish sticks.

Lol. Thousands of comments from angry libs, and not a single one of them was able to refute my point. South Park never made fun of Biden or Kamala a single time over the last four years. Reading comprehension is hard. Thanks for the impressions tho!

I am a diehard South Park fan, and I am in favor of being able to poke fun at celebrities and elected officials… But I find it noteworthy that they just completely ignored the last 4 years of Biden being a vegetable, and are now all-in on bashing Trump all the sudden. This comes after South Park made fun of the all the anti-vaxxers and “conspiracy theorists” during the pandemic, and all those people turned out to be right about everything… Then, in 2020, Trey and Matt said they wanted to take a break from politics after getting everything wrong about Trump, Russia, Covid, vaccines, and more. They said they just wanted to get back to being funny, while completely ignoring Biden being a walking joke factory for 4 years, just to fire back up the political episodes as soon as Trump comes back. If South Park would have made fun of Biden, I wouldn’t have said anything, but they didn’t, so now this Trump-bashing just comes off as politically motivated. South Park prides themselves for, supposedly, going after EVERYONE, but they let Biden and the Dems off the hook for the last 8 years… As a lifelong South Park fan, it has been disappointing to see this franchise fall off, and it all started around the 2016 election. It’s never been the same. There have been some funny moments, but something changed.

@willchamberlain Found a dude that no woman’s vagina will ever be having relations with. Imagine having bad politics and gettin’ no bitches.

Found a truck rental company I will never do business with

@willmenaker THIS is why you subscribe to the Patreon.

Mulldogforever

@canis_latraans @theo I have a Mac Studio now lol. But I almost want to get that mini so it has a friend.

@theo @ZachStaas if you need an editing rig for cheap, the version of this with more ram is 850 right now

The M4 Mac Mini is currently on sale for $465? That's one of the best computer deals I've seen in my entire life wtf

@canis_latraans DM’d

@ZachStaas Do tell

Trying to hire a young GenZ subcontractor and asked for their availability across a few specific date ranges. They didn’t respond for a few days, which was one thing. Then their response was a two minute long voice message via iMessage. What the hell is going on

@canis_latraans That’s why I only take advice from my cyborg friend, Warren GPT

I suffered mild heat exhaustion last Saturday wearing a sleeved triathlon jersey that GPT recommended to me. My girlfriend was laughing at the idea of me taking advice about that concept from something without skin.

@DHSgov I’m an illegal alien. Deport me to like… Norway or somethin? Can my friends come with? They’re illegal too

Help your country locate and arrest illegal aliens. To report criminal activity, call 866-DHS-2-ICE (866-347-2423).

@canis_latraans It’s so gross. Quit appropriating my dirtbag culture.

@ZachStaas The performative swearing is a lib mind virus. From Buttigieg to Ezra to Tom McNamara. The fact that people makes me fully understand cringe

The YIMBYs are policing the optics of the protests which tells you all you need to know: disorder threatens them more than injustice. Abundance: more! (of the same shit!)

@gettingtrumpnow @matt_vanswol They actually paid me lump sum $230,000 for the full summer and fly me first class to each riot. You poor dumb maga’s just don’t understand capitalism.

@matt_vanswol well, Craigslist ads offered between $6,500 and $12,000 per diems for the rock throwers and such. WalMart owner financing it as are other on the woke left, so it is much the same as the seniors demonstrating in Asheville only more so...

Can someone please explain to me how ON EARTH it possible for someone in LA to riot for 5 straight days? How does one endlessly riot... ...and still hold down a job to feed their family?

@savagesoulshine @Elex_Michaelson I’m funding it. I gave $800k to the violent rioters goFund me last week. All liberals are actually just working for Soros. How’d you find out about it though? George said our secret meetings couldn’t be hacked :(

@Elex_Michaelson So there was an ad I saw with Antifa offering $6500- $12500 for violent rioters. The NGOs and most likely Soros are funding this. There was some charity group named this morning but I forget the name.

#BREAKING We just saw people arrive in Downtown L.A. with truck loads of Bionic Face Shields that demonstrators quickly grabbed. It certainly seems like gear you'd wear if you're preparing for conflict with police. Who is funding this?

@Elex_Michaelson It’s actually me. I’m funding it. Gonna write it off on my taxes too.

@alifarhat79 @elonmusk Bernie Sanders

Who is right?

@NotSure_JB @bumbadum14 @VDAREJamesK Tell me you’ve never made a woman cum without telling me you’ve never made a woman cum

@bumbadum14 @VDAREJamesK Looks safe. Kids can ride bikes and play outside. No homeless people or gangs. Once the lawns come back and a a few trees are planted it will be fine. Way better than street parking in an unsafe city.

This is the American Dream because any other type of development leaves you open to violent ethnics and homeless people.

@rustyrockets Russ just jealous of they’re putting up better numbers than him

Dear Americans, Imagine this for a moment: What if 15 to 20 U.S. states were overrun by gangs, raping adults/children every single day? Now imagine if Trump never addressed it — never spoke about it or acknowledged it. That’s happening in Britain right now.

@canis_latraans So good. This dude just keeps discovering sub-genres of humor.

When the map of Paramount erasure begins emanating from Germany I bust out laughing

@PeteHegseth Remember when you touched my friends butt in the airport then turned around and winked at him? He was very uncomfortable. I’m not happy about it. You shouldn’t do stuff like that.

1) Totally fake story. No “orders” and no “makeup” — but whatever. 2) We should have installed tampon machines in every men’s bathroom at DoD instead — the leftist “news” media would have loved that.