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@alphabetralala @ShawnHydeX @todayyearsold its just two lines...they arent sides of anything.

@ShawnHydeX @todayyearsold Notice how when you add a completely unrelated second step, you get a different answer. If you remove two parallel lines, you get two disjoint lines, that's 2 side. If you remove two adjacent sides, you get two perpendicular lines, that's also 2 side.

Am I stupid or is that literally correct

@ShawnHydeX @todayyearsold a line has two points... points are not sides.

@2235CellarDoor @uncledoomer didnt he die of AIDS?

@uncledoomer It’s still gay as shit. What happened to Gary cooper the strong silent type

women will see an instagram account making inspirational content for dads and be like "thats not allowed, you need to be beaten down and demoralized"

@LisaMikol3369 @andersleehere which part?

@andersleehere That’s a lie.

One refused to take a stance on a genocide her administration was funding, the other accidentally got a bad tattoo when he was drunk.

@GloriousEggroll @SaintSFGil reminds me of the Little Caesars in K-Marts back in the day

@SaintSFGil really? thats wild. the one near me has had it as long as ive lived here, at least 7 years or so, right next to a starbucks

I ain't ever seen a Target equipped with a fucking Pizza Hut bro

@Al718704666879 @DrEliDavid

@DrEliDavid Trump looks like he’s been played by Iranians. He said a month ago that he wanted an unconditional surrender and no nuclear weapons. He looks like a total fool in front of the whole world. He’s not following through on his threats. The Muslims is are playing him like a fiddle

🚨 Breaking: Details of the agreed MOU, based on my sources: - Formal end of the war on all fronts (Lebanon included) - The Strait of Hormuz will fully reopen - Iran will not charge transit fees - The US will not pay any money to Iran - Partial sanctions relief on Iranian oil - 60 days to negotiate nuclear issues and sanctions relief (the two are tied together: more sanctions relief for more nuclear concessions) - Iran declares it will not develop nuclear weapons - Both sides acknowledge understanding the other's demands on nuclear issues ​Trump's rationale is that if an agreement on nuclear issues is not reached, all options will be on the table, and Iran will be significantly weaker economically and militarily than before the war.

@Goose_McBruce @uncledoomer @hotsisgey most of my peers learned it from Full Metal Jacket

@uncledoomer @hotsisgey comes from french via the vietnam war. "boom-boom beaucoup 5 dorra"

not how any of this works. cbs gives ascap beaucoup bucks every year so that colberts house band can play whatever gay vaccine music he wants. what an embarassment for colbert to have this level of disdain for his own audience's intelligence

@mrbignutz420 @chenweihua @CalltoActivism thats pretty typical, a lot of wives meet their husbands at the airport.

@chenweihua @CalltoActivism Hey fish head, trump met Putin and rolled out the red carpet for him

🚨MAJOR BREAKING: Donald Trump has arrived in China to find that President XI did NOT greet him at the airport. MAGA is in spin mode heralding the “red carpet treatment,” but the visit is already at a rocky start. Instead of a presidential welcome, Trump was greeted by US Ambassador to China David Perdue; Xi’s vice president, Han Zheng; China’s Ambassador to Washington Xie Feng; and Executive Vice Minister of Foreign Affairs Ma Zhaoxu. I’m sure Trump would hate if you shared this and rubbed it in all day long.

@postscarcityhc @kenklippenstein thats Clark Kent, ya dummy. dweeb doesnt even look like Superman, he's even got glasses on.

@kenklippenstein why is superman interviewing him?

Trump's counterterrorism czar expresses amazement at how little negative reporting there is about the new National Counterterrorism Strategy. "50 articles were written...only one of them (from those putzes at Politico) was even slightly negative." "We are moving so fast, they just can't keep up with us — which is delicious."

@makeitrhyme9 @chenweihua @itsAbbytude can I get you to clarify what this means?

@chenweihua @itsAbbytude Thank Japanese efforts in nanjing that your bloodline became part-human

🇯🇵🧎🏻‍♀️Kneeling in Australia. But never in Beijing, Nanjing, Seoul, Manila… Still standing tall before the countries that suffered most under Japanese militarism. History remembers.

@andersleehere thats kinda passive-aggressive, unless you showed the timer to this guy and let him know whats up - but if you did that, you should have also thanked him for the courtesy flush, u dont get a lot of those in the wild.

I know timing this sort of thing is a little psycho but that’s what waiting to use the bathroom for a long time does to me. This is how long I waited for someone at a coffee shop the other day AFTER their second flush.

@brynnposting what if she stepped up to the plate and said 'hey yall, lets just pretend..." in service of that moral leverage, would the left change course, or stay the path. What if it was a lesser-Swift, a Sabrina Carpenter maybe?

The fact that no one on the left—and I mean *no one*—is even willing to *pretend* Taylor Swift might be secretly transgender, in the service of using that as moral leverage to push for regulation, shows that we care far more about looking smart than confronting the issue.

@PigathaH @kenklippenstein jumping on a stage and saying some gay catchphrase from a play is cringe - trying to re-enact Taxi Driver and impress Jodi Foster is alpha as fuck

@kenklippenstein John Hinckley would like a word.

Think we can all agree that Cole Allen was the most cringe assassination attempt in American history

@StemcellSamurai @kenklippenstein woulda been tight if he moved by security in a cardboard box

@kenklippenstein he pretty much did bootleg Metal Gear mission and ate dirty hotel carpet

@brynnposting my coffee shop has a 90s greatest hits playing - i was a teenager in the 90s. Concrete Blonde, Alice In Chains, TLC - shit rules.

if you didn't recognize the music in coffee shops when you were a teenager, i have bad news for you

@shutupenrique @YourAnonNews same reason George Mallory wanted to climb Everest

@YourAnonNews What was the point of that, though? They didn't do anything, didn't get anything, looks like all they got out of the raid was a free tour lol

More footage from the Scientology raid with Jesus. They got pretty far.

@Halfasstroknot @willmenaker 1/2 the days off, 1/3 of the vacations, 1/5 of the smoke breaks, 1/10 of the #2's, forget about #1, Ka$h only has to piss if he has to shit. 1/100th of time spent doing laundry, you just turn it inside out its clean....

@willmenaker Is that the new math these kids are doing, twice as many days worked and 1/3 the days off, where are we even at here.

lol beasted on 'em

@ramedawg @ZeroSuitCamus but....what is the music?

@ZeroSuitCamus This remains one of the greatest mashups ever

@ElWinstonII @YourAnonNews @CynicalPublius i like that movie too

@YourAnonNews @CynicalPublius A very representative level of thinking from a Liberal. How does onte describe a liberal? You consider the typical American conservative, then take away reason and accountability, Liberal.

Just freaking root for the United States of America. Why is that so hard for you Democrats?