Zaph Camden

An incredibly hard day at work. Still, my Fitbit is impressed at my stamina. Although it did think I was swimming rather than working but I’ve gently corrected it… At least the rest of the week will be a doddle compared to today. Treating myself to well earned salmon and chips.

HEY ENGLAND! Get it right up ye! 😊 😎

My fitness tracker app has updated. It’s a lot chattier now…

Due to the high temperatures Groupie wore what I call her “yogakini” to her fitness class last night. Zaph: Usually your instructor posts a video, she hasn’t this week. Groupie: That’s because what I was wearing would have broken the internet **wink**

@RodneyMarshall1 @James_ChronNTFC Basically to get easy money from mug punters. While we’re at it, let’s go back to not compiling any form of league table until week three… 😊

@James_ChronNTFC Never understand the point in these end-of-season odds before clubs have reset and brought in new players...

Promotion and title odds for next season's League Two have been released now we know all 24 teams taking part #ntfc northamptonchron.co.uk/sport/football…

#ZaphLovesGroupie for ever 💕

Over on 🦋 we’re having fun with a Star Trek font generator and I thought “surely this must have been done by now?” Seems it hasn’t…

Groupie made me pizza and then we made chocolate puddings and now we’re full of food. Groupie’s also making me laugh the way she’s saying words like “hydrated”. Not only does she look like Bjork, she’s beginning to sound like her now… 😛 🇮🇸

Webby update; continuing to grow into a healthy happy spider plant. Still average one new leaf every week and now measures almost 20cm high. Webby’s just enjoyed it’s weekly drink 💧

@Bebo_Bols02 As they say…

@tgcharlton Oh, I remember this in the charts. Great band. (I also remember Paul King later being a VJ on VH1 when I had cable tv)

#1WordFor1Music May 23 - Something from your Closet King - Love and Pride 🎶 Start your journey Early or maybe later (get your boots on)🎵 youtu.be/YlXtrnh-Ejo?si…

This was my song of the day over on Instagram. Björk must be like Groupie, she’s never really looked her age. She’d be almost 22 here and I would not sell her alcohol without ID. buff.ly/p4HasRJ

@madmunk You see a lot of that kind of thing at Glasgow Queen Street who delight in giving the public about one minute’s notice of which platform the train’s on. Luckily I have ways of finding out these things ahead of time 🚆

So you said…the train’s leaving from platform four…

Just been asked by YouTube in its latest survey “which brand of pain relief cream would you buy”. Now I know I’m now a year older but there’s no need to rub it in. Pun not intended.

@dineen20dineen That would have been sevenpence before The Change.

When you got a curlywurly for 3p

@FabienTempest Thank you. Just thinking to myself, that t-shirt is older than she was. Considerably.

@ZaphCamden Enjoy the rest of your birthday in peace . 🍰

It’s not technically birthday cake but it is cake and I am enjoying it greatly with cherry flavoured coffee in a cafe. Nearby there is a family sitting together and the teenage girl is STARING at me. Not entirely sure why but she seems most interested in something about me.

@FabienTempest Possibly. She had that kind of bored look teenagers usually have when out with the folks. Anyway, they’ve gone now.

@ZaphCamden She must be staring at the Monsters of Rock shirt then ? 🤘

@Ninainsauna Basically a blanket you can plug in. Here’s my gf Groupie enjoying it.

@ZaphCamden Sauna-blanket!? Never heard of that before.

how many degrees do you like your sauna? (: i'm happy already at 60 °C ( 140 F° ) i like it when the temperature can rise while bathing no need to even throw löyly rather long and slow than quick and hard if you know what i mean :D

@FabienTempest See for yourself 😛

@ZaphCamden Did you forget to put clothes on ? 🤣