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@JacintaAllanMP I’ll take ‘Things that didn’t happen’ for $100 thanks Jacinta 😉👍🏻 Which of your interns wrote that?

Three hours in the car every day. The cost of petrol hurting the weekly budget. Less time with family. This is a story a Victorian parent told us through our work from home survey. And it's why we're protecting your right to work from home two days a week in law from September 1.

@DustyPee Yep Restart your phone

Did twitter just die?

@Stormin10 @DustyPee Drain or Brain cleaner?

@DustyPee And the drain cleaner

Someone has left their air diffuser out. 🙄

@DustyPee Bundy & a bong? Gee, bro is looking to lose a few brain cells!

@james_xond Religion (different religions) Territory (disputed territories) And people being cunts.

What is stopping humanity from living peacefully together??

@r3tarddownunder Wait, what? Waste collection to be paused??

Australia: There is no fuel crisis. You should work from home. We may cap filling up at $40. Waste collections will be paused. What’s next!?

@JacintaAllanMP At this point in time, I’m beginning to think this is a parody account.

We're launching the Midday Power Saver. Three hours of free power in the middle of the day for Victorian households.

@JacintaAllanMP So, are the electricity companies going to increase their prices by 12.5% to recoup this 3hrs free power?

@AofahKoff @LCQV12 My dog would give me about 3 souvlakis worth of meat. He’s not worth BBQ-ing! Plus, he’s a good boy and keeps me company.

@LCQV12 When the food runs out, I have 3 dogs and one of my neighbors is plump.

@otokyo__ Natural Born Killers.

Any suggestions…?

@Matt_Pinner Edna

Vintage old lady name for this DOG please

@Susan16Park @littlemykonos Also, Vanilla Slices, ask about icing or no icing. And Lamingtons, ask about where it was invented, the Kiwis get a tad upset, and whether Jam belongs in a Lamington or not. x.com/littlemykonos/…

I miss Australia. Vanilla slice. Heaven.

@honeymoon250 You’re referring to Gen X. That’s it, that’s the answer, end of transmission.

@akaWACA If you have proof that any of these soldiers committed any war crime, I suggest you report it to the relevant authorities.

Why aren’t these women being arrested for war crimes? Don’t serve these baby killers if they show up in ur town to heal

@shanemcinnes Ahhh!! It’s the - “It was Joe the camera man defence” from the AFL (with the Sydney Swans being Joe the camera man)!!

JUST IN: The Sydney Swans accept full responsibility for the change in script delivered during Opening Round’s Bondi commemoration. They say there was no directive or instruction from the AFL.

@paranormal_2ch I haven’t used the Translation link yet, but does that say “stupid westerners”?

なるほど、これはエグい…

@zzzak66626003 @JebraFaushay So, you’re wearing a bulletproof vest, someone shoots you, but you are unharmed. Do they deserve to be prosecuted?

Vincent van Gogh’s Sunflowers (1888) painting was protected by a layer of glass when climate activists threw tomato soup on it at London's National Gallery in October 2022. While the protesters caused minor damage to the frame, the painting itself was unharmed. The glass protected it from damage.

Phoebe Plummer, the Just Stop Oil activist, received a two year prison sentence for hurling soup over Vincent Van Gogh’s Sunflower painting in London's National Gallery back in October 2022. Does the punishment fit the crime?

@VoteLewko UDL 6 cans for $13 ✅

Only 90s kids will get it.

@davebeerflog Can only be topped by Corn Flakes & Rice Bubbles for dinner. I hope dinner was delicious 😋

I’m home on my own tonight and I am going to eat party pies for dinner and nobody is going to stop me.

@DailyMail Speaking “her” truth. Fixed it for ya 👍🏻

Grace Tame says her livelihood has been completely destroyed and she's lost 'several close friends for speaking the truth' at pro-Palestine rally trib.al/RUVJHm5