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@Thats_BB_Suzyn Get this dumb shit off my timeline

Cam Schlittler to the bullpen for a couple of months might be the answer. He shouldn’t be throwing 200 innings this year anyway. Let him fill the Michael King role. 2-3 innings at a time every 3-4 days. Then back to the rotation by July.

@Rainmaker1973 In America we just say “fuck you I quit”

Japan has opened a one-of-a-kind bar in Yokohama specifically for people considering quitting their jobs. Called Tenshoku Sodan Bar (Job-Changing Consultation Bar), the establishment offers completely free drinks while professional career counselors serve as bartenders. Instead of just mixing cocktails, they listen to customers’ frustrations, career anxieties, and aspirations, then provide practical advice on job transitions, resume building, and job-hunting strategies. The relaxed bar setting makes it easier for people to openly discuss their struggles, something that can feel difficult in Japan’s high-pressure work culture, known for long hours and strong company loyalty. By combining drinks with genuine career support, the Tenshoku Sodan Bar has become a refreshing and innovative space for those contemplating a fresh start.

@matthewcrory @BNightengale Can’t imagine why they no longer want a Dominican shit bag with a falsetto voice on the team.

USA Today’s @BNightengale says the San Francisco Giants would love to offload the following contracts and start over: 🔺OF Jung Hoo Lee ($85 million remaining) 🔺SS Willy Adames ($161 million remaining) 🔺1B Rafael Devers ($226.5 million remaining) 🔺 3B Matt Chapman ($125 million remaining) “They may no choice but to shop their biggest trade chip in starter Robbie Ray, who will be a free agent after the season.” Some executives insist they also would listen to offers for ace Logan Webb. “Yet, it’s highly unlikely the Giants would move him considering that he’s a premier starter with three years remaining on his reasonable five-year, $90 million contract”

@TheEXECUTlONER_ Dad sounds like a total fag

This father took his two boys bike riding. The trail they were on said kid friendly. But as you can see, chaos erupted. As the dad was tending to his one son who had already crashed, his other son was coming down the trail. He screamed several times for him to hit his brakes but his son flew by him and kept going and wiped out. When the dad got to him, he appeared to be okay. Just to be safe, he took his boys to go get checked out. Luckily no broken bones, internal bleeding or permanent damage outside of a few cuts bruises and scrapes. The dad said he wishes he would have just reached back and grabbed him as he came down but he was busy tending to his other son. It could have been much worse. Many people are blaming the dad saying he was irresponsible and that he should have checked the trail out before they rode down it. Do you think the father is to blame? Do you think it’s just boys being boys, they’re tough and that’s life? Or, do you think the parks and recreation department is to blame for labeling the bike path as a kid’s path?

@TalkinYanks Makes you wonder what job this guy would hold if he didn’t play ball.

Belli showering himself with seeds because obviously

@ByJasonKlein Because you are gay.

This was my senior yearbook quote. It's John Sterling's call of the final out in 1996. A message of perseverance and achievement. A perfect depiction of what it took to win a World Series...and graduate HS. Like many, his voice was truly the soundtrack of my childhood. #Yankees

@OleTimeHardball Complete games and it’s not even close.

What’s the most unbreakable MLB career record?

@RonDeSantis Major League is the best. You telling me Jesus Christ can’t hit a curveball??

I like Sandlot but I’d rank it behind: Major League, the Natural, Field of Dreams, Bull Durham, Damn Yankees, Moneyball, Pride of the Yankees, 61*, 42, Eight Men Out, Bad News Bears

@PeterAppel23 Clearly you have no balls. Trade him. What do you mean you don’t know what to do?

I don’t have a good answer for what to do with Anthony Volpe when he returns

@HAPIOKI You can literally go to the Halekulani in Okinawa instead of the one in Hawaii.

家族で200万くらいかけてハワイに1回行くくらいなら、 沖縄に5回来た方がよっぽどコスパ良い。

@donguriweb I actually think of Mr Miyagi from the Karate Kid movie.

沖縄といえばステーキよね

@malachimaxeyusa Not gonna lie. Couple pills of X over the weekend and she’s guaranteeing a good time.

🔥🚨: A woman arrives at her luxurious overwater villa, skips unpacking and changing clothes, and rushes straight to the waterslide, diving in fully dressed as if it’s her last day on Earth! Pure unfiltered joy

@FiresideYankees Why is a woman talking.

FIRST AAA HIT FOR GEORGE LOMBARD JR.! A 104.4 MPH single🔥 #Yankees

@C_3C_3 She looks like a ball sack

Debbie “Ramen” Schultz will lose her seat in Congress with Florida’s new map. Things getting ugly for the Democrats….

@devahaz So she did this to a fucking Indian? Gross.

Sexual assault and racism are not funny joking matters! Ok maybe kinda tho. archive.ph/hyLJw

@0hour1 @grok Unfollow.

Hey @grok how many hours in a year

@HustleBitch_ Yeah but he’s a fucking GUAT

🚨 41-YEAR-OLD WOMAN GETS HIT ON AT ROSS — AND FORGETS WHAT REAL-WORLD FLIRTING EVEN FEELS LIKE No apps. No DMs. No warning. A guy just walks up in the middle of a store… asking about sunglasses. • First time in over a year a man has approached her • He skipped social media and asked for her number • Not her usual type… but something felt different They talked for 15 minutes right there in the women’s section. Smooth. Natural. No pressure. She says it caught her completely off guard, like she forgot this is how people used to meet. The strangest part? It happened at Ross… not a bar, not a party, not an app. And now she’s actually considering seeing him again. So what's changed in the dating world… men, women, or the apps?

@Angksaufrhd @ObserverKR Liberal white American woman: oh my god that boar must be so scared! Stop it!

마포구 한 아파트에 출현한 멧돼지!

@WallStreetMav Because they’re in on it

Why did it take Secret Service more than 20 seconds to get Trump off stage after shots rang out? Unacceptable. The whole room is reacting and knows what’s going on, but Trump was left as a sitting duck.

@LW1307 @DefiantLs Nobody gives a fuck what a guy named Jacques has to say.

@DefiantLs Trump has been a disaster for the USA, the GOP, and the conservative movement. He has been to the GOP/Conservatives what George W Bush was in the 2002-2008 era. George W Bush made the Obama presidency possible. Trump has made an AOC or Newsome presidency possible.

Megyn Kelly: “They feel like they gave Trump a year-and-a-half. He’s done nothing other than make things worse… They’re pissed. They don’t like the tariffs… They don’t like the war. They don’t like what’s happening in their bank accounts and they’re starting to think that Democrats might be the better option on the economy.”