Amanda

She showed up at the shop door, ribs showing, eyes sunken, tail tucked but hopeful. The kind of dog that’s learned to expect nothing from anyone… yet still tries. The shop owner didn’t look away. He grabbed a scoop of food and held it out. She hesitated for a second, then stepped forward, slowly, like she couldn’t believe it was real. Day after day, she came back. Each time, she stood a little taller. Ate a little faster. Wagged a little harder. Weeks later, she wasn’t the same starving stray. She had a name, a leash, and a place she finally belonged.

Tim Curry (80 today) was so terrifying as Pennywise in IT (1990) that cast members literally avoided him. The jury’s still out on whether this is the best Pennywise, but Curry hit a specific, primal psychological fear that CGI just can’t recreate.

Can’t sleep 😴

3 injured after a serious crash at the Córdoba Rally in Argentina today 👀

@Mr_ian_B Always here to listen

@Zeldamand I know. Thanks. I don't know what to say

Shall we bugger off to France tomorrow?

@Mr_ian_B I tried x

@Zeldamand There's not a lot to say really

@Mr_ian_B Talk to me

@Zeldamand Not really

@trojanrabbit64 I once fell into the loo when I was out shopping with my mum. I was about 6. They had to buy me new clothes. Early trauma

Weiner Shits All. #ClumsyCatering

@Mr_ian_B You ok?

@Zeldamand I won't be doing it. Unfortunately

@drdoak hey it’s jenbarber101. I got hacked

@RedMedusa13 It’s deadly and Farage wants it here

@Mr_ian_B I hope it is Ian xx

@Zeldamand I doubt it.

I’m craving jelly babies or the harbio version

Ricky gervais 🗣️ The way he explains atheism is just down right beautiful

@Hopspur24 @akpat786 He likes to hound me that’s for sure

@Zeldamand @akpat786 Is Jasper half cat, half tiger?

@akpat786 is Amanda and Jasper here. Old account isn’t coming back sadly. I’m trying to find you all

@BlokeOnWheels @akpat786 Thank you. I asked the person who sent it to me and got me hacked on x not in DM. They said I was them and I stupidly believed. They got a good friend the same way xxx

@Zeldamand @akpat786 Don't worry, I found it quite amusing because I knew that they aren't you. When I said I wasn't going to click on the link they just said 'there's another way to vote.' I presume this would have been a different link with the same result, but I didn't ask. xxx

@BlokeOnWheels @akpat786 I’ve been sent so many screenshots of them being almost aggressive that they aren’t a hacker. I’ve saved them all

@Zeldamand @akpat786 I had an argument with your old account on Thursday, they were absolutely adamant that they were you, but of course I knew they weren't. Jasper is lovely, sending cuddles to you both.

@Zeddeee Thank you lovely xx

@Zeldamand Fecking hate hackers! I've shared your new account details with the usual crew though.🥳

#ClumsyCatering Cocked-Up Vin