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Shouldn't laught really but this could easily be a Fast Show sketch. @TheFastShow1 @monstroso @simonday @ArabellaWeir

@GerrydeBrun @AerLingus @eoghancorry I've noticed this with airline accounts when they get tagged. First is the generic response (as above) then second you'll get someone claiming to be from customer services getting in touch.

@AerLingus @eoghancorry This is just embarrassing @AerLingus Who manages your social media?

Crew at the ready for flight to JFK New York on EI-EIN, first @Aerlingus aircraft to be fitted with the new Starlink ultrafast wifi when it flies later today travelextra.ie/aer-lingus-fir…

@horrormuseum "I told you I was ill"

What do you want said on your TOMBSTONE?

@mynamehear I once worked with a South African guy who tried to convince me that chicken was actually a vegetable. So hot dogs being vegetable is not really a surprise tbh

Every headline now is something like: China powers office building with spoonful of baker's yeast; America's new AI surgeon general says hot dogs count as vegetables

What is a line from a movie that has stuck with you?

@fesshole Were you working at Reynholm Industries?

Early 90s, working in IT Support for a national company, I really fancied a girl who worked in the sales department. Ensured her computer would fail every week so I would have to go to her desk and fix it. Did my plan work ? Nope, she hated me.

This is MMA fighter Sean McInnes. When Anne Marie Boyle asked him to leave her alone, he punched her in the face so hard that he broke her cheekbone and her eye socket, knocked her unconscious, and left her with a life-altering brain injury. He was given less than two years behind bars. It would be a real shame if this post was widely circulated and impacted his career in a negative way.

@DjsAviation I suspect their will be a big drop in tkt prices as airlines recover. The issue for the big ME3 is how quickly will customer confidence return for connecting flights particularly. Some may opt for direct Europe to Asia flights rather than a transfer.

How do you see the conflict in the Middle East impacting airlines like Emirates?

What is the first Movie you ever saw in the theater?

@airwaysmagazine Was thus aircraft leased or owned by Thai? If leased, would it not need to be returned to thd leasing company. Or do they come to a deal with the airline and discard it.

🟢 #DidYouKnow | A retired Airbus A380 became a roadside attraction in Thailand. HS-TUE (msn 125) was delivered to Thai Airways in October 2013. The aircraft flew for less than seven years and was stored at U-Tapao from April 2020.

@SimonCalder If the FCO advice is not to travel, even just changing planes in the UAE, will this invalidate any claim on the travel insurance?. I.e. you travelled when the advice was not to

Foreign Office warns against travel to/through the UAE. That includes merely changing planes at Dubai or Abu Dhabi airports. Yet thousands of British travellers do just that every day. Emirates and Etihad are selling tickets for flights through their hubs. independent.co.uk/travel/news-an…

@ThatEricAlper Black Sabbath

Who is a great artist or group from your hometown?

@TansuYegen Draw the small triangle fully first, starting bottom right corner first. When you get back to this corner just follow the remaining lines around till you complete it

It's impossible?

What do you think is the single greatest photograph in history?

@AntCoulls I used to travel by train a lot from Birmingham to Manchester. Just before Stockport ( Cheadle I think) there was a garden full of loco cut offs like this. Not sure if the homeowner still has them.

There are pub beer gardens. And there are pub beer gardens!

@SPD_travels Is this a direct flight for those that were due to fly back via Doha but couldn't due to the war?

The first of the 2 Qatar Airways repatriation flights from Thailand to Manchester is now underway. This bodes well for the A380 that will follow it later from Bangkok.

@GRCinemaTicket Christopher Reeve will always be my favourite as it was also the first film I saw at the cinema.

Which Superman is your favourite??

@SpyHards No Way Out. I've mentioned this film before. Their needs to be more appreciation of it. A terrific cold war spy thriller.

You can only keep one! Which is the best 1980s spy thriller: • No Way Out • The Living Daylights • The Falcon and the Snowman • Firefox

@sciencegirl Concerts without smartphones

People who actually experienced the 1990s: What is something you miss from that decade that just isn't the same today

@TheStingisBack Watch it as a social drama (which it is) rather than a comic book film (which it isn't)

MOVIES I’VE NEVER SEEN #12 Joker (2019) Joaquin Phoenix, Robert De Niro Is it an incel manifesto, a King of Comedy copy, or a genuinely thought-provoking take on mental health, powered by an electrifying Phoenix performance? Should I watch it? Convince me: YES or NO—and why

@DanNeidle Congratulations Dan. One question, why do you think you won't be able to recover the money from him? Surely if the judgement is made he is forced to pay up by selling any assets if need be

This case, laughable in many ways, and struck out in forceful terms by Mrs Justice Collins Rice, still cost me six months and over £100k in fees. I should be able to recover this from Kamal - I don't know if in practice I'll be able to.

A tax barrister sued me personally for £8m for libel after we linked him to a tax avoidance scheme. Today the High Court struck out the claim, granted summary judgment, and ruled it was a SLAPP. The judgment is highly critical.