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@Luiseach God lord, he sings too 😍

he’s garron_music on TikTok and he’s also on instagram and YouTube, and the person who filmed this particular performance’s TikTok is obviously in the video

pretty sure he’s cheaper to see than Oasis if you were so minded

@thefemiurge @reductiondan @m_edhir Genuinely thought that the due was replying to himself

@reductiondan @m_edhir in thumbnail you look like two slightly different angles of the same guy

my only contribution to this discourse is that i am currently working at a gay bar with p*rn on the TVs and a group of str8 girls just cheered when one guy penetrated the other

@reginaamericae @frizzydizzyliz It’s when you clock when you baby is showing signs of needing a wee or a poop then get them on the potty before they soil the nappy. I managed it for poop as my lad had an incredibly noticeable poo face and did man sized poops. Tbh is was easier then cleaning a poppy nappy.

@frizzydizzyliz what is elimination communication? should i even ask? im scared...

in case it wasn’t already obvious, some crunchy people are genuinely ridiculous. this woman in the comments section of an instagram post is trying to make me feel bad for not doing elimination communication lmao

Neuro detergent!! 🤣

@SedBuildsThings @mikeBithell Absolutely not. It’s knock down ginger.

@mikeBithell I heard you guys call doorbell ditching knicky knicky nine tales and that's enough for me.

Being English is constantly realising that every twee little turn of phrase you picked up as a kid is actually a reference to empire or an outright slur.

@geroffimo @DerekLumb @ChatsunamiPod @mikeBithell I’ve got memories of nicker, spider and tiger

@IanDunt Pepper pig is banned in our house.

I am looking after a child. I can confirm that Bluey is surprisingly witty and Peppa Pig is an absolute piece of shit.

@jenni_tabler I did Pilates and used my baby as my weight. We had a great time together & I was able to focus on strengthening rather than weight loss. I would also babywear and go on really long walks. Non of it was with the intention of losing weight, but for getting strong & boosting MH.

@offbeatorbit It awful. I used to be anorexic and was sooo tempted to engage with the EDtwt when it was randomly pushed all over my TL for weeks. I went in a word block spree but stuff still shows up, thankfully not as much now.

This app under that man is so vile. Not only is the most racist and misogynistic drivel allowed, but there is literally an ed community with over 160k members allowed to thrive on here too. What the actual fuck?

Slightly annoyed that I’ve got this big chunky scarf and it’s in fucking Harry Potter colours 😑

@notcapnamerica I wish places would do a mini plate of something so I can just a couple of bites of another type of side/meal. I often want only 2-4 chips or one onion ring so it feels like a waste of food and money to order a whole plate.

I fucking hate it. Stay off my plate. “Well I’ll let you have some of mine” I DONT WANT YOURS. That’s why I read the menu and ordered THIS.

@milifeasdad I think your toddler and my toddler could be friends (from a opposite corners of the room). My son has often protestes going to nursery because there are too many children there. Demands ‘house days’ where he doesn’t have to see anyone and can just spend the day in his pants

My toddler found out he was going for his 2nd day of preschool today, as my wife was driving him there, and he said “NOOO ! I don’t want to see more people !” I think he’s ready for adulthood, folks.

My preference for a hot or iced coffee is completely arbitrary. It has nothing to do with the season or the weather or the time of day or my mood. Sometimes I tell my husband "I have no preference, surprise me!" and he surprises me with the wrong one.

My coffee order changes where I am. Tea on the other hand, that is set in stone.

@sighswoon First time I said ily to my then bf (now husband) it fell out my mouth. I was so shocked I’d said it, I literally ran away from him. Full sprint.

My vote is enjoy the period of wanting to say I Love You for as long as possible. It’s such an amazing time full of gravity and passion. You’ll find yourself trying to say it in other ways. Let it cook until it comes out on accident and you can’t bear to keep it secret anymore

@RYGdance When the child is in the bath. Let him splash about like a mad man and that the floor mopping taken care of too.

How in the fuckity fuck do parents ever find time to clean their bathrooms

Smack the side of the lid on the counter to break the seal. Opens no problem.

@itmedg That’s what clubs should turn the old smokers area into when the PM bans them

the saddest thing about the transition from primary school disco to going out clubbing is the loss of the tuck shop

@Not_Ducked @Natasha71888041 @SpiritedSparr0w I have instagram and my feed is exclusively food blogs, parenting and humour. Not a single thirsty post and have never had anyone ‘slide in my DMs’. These are targets differently for different people.

@Natasha71888041 @SpiritedSparr0w If she has one she’s getting all the same DM’s all those weird dudes are sending.

My Gen Z niece broke up with a guy because she was sick of looking through his instagram followers and seeing him following women who only thirst post. She just started seeing someone new and this was her hard line with him. It really is akin to your boyfriend/husband staring at other women, ogling them, and having parasocial relationships with them. It’s really nefarious and gross.