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@PaulTassi Oh so Durandal is just a sub-mind of Rasputin then? Ho ho ho ho!

Ohhh I get it

@BungieStore I would quite like a restock of the escape will make me god t-shirts please.

Oh dear ones, all the worms are gone. But never fear - they'll find their way back in stock on the Bungie Store.

@HSugarCookie The pics in the first post are what I love to see 😍

Also there are definitely creators out there with stunning insane bodies that don’t edit, I’m not saying that’s impossible or anything. Just throwing my own less than perfect pics out to the world. We don’t body shame in this house.

A creator friend of mine (we collab-ed in London) she said she wishes more women would post their less flattering pics because it helps remind us all a lot of social media posts are curated + edited, which can add to problems like body dysmorphia. So here’s a photo of my bloat!

@PaulTassi I have 50 hours, rank 45 coz I couldn't no life the last 2 weeks. I have probably enough gear for 3 attempts at cryo before I have to go back to the old maps or spend all my credits. Daily freebies might make it 5 runs. I expect failure on each so can't rely on cryo loot to loop

It was almost impossible for Cryo Chamber to spike the playercount meaningfully. If you have played enough to meet the requirements, especially 5K loadout a run, chances are you have already been playing a lot to this point. It's not like new people can show up to play

Chucked Norris.

@PaulTassi Excepted lmao

I excepted this to be insanely good and it was in fact insanely good. Gosling, how they handled Rocky, even the book changes they made, fantastic. Go see it

Let’s goooo

@PaulTassi I'm waiting for the 5000 loadout and weekend only restrictions to be removed so I can rat and Rook the map. At least one of those restrictions will be lifted in the next few weeks, I can feel it.

Cryo Chamber being Destiny 2 raid but with PvP and you lose your god rolls every time you die is hilariously sadistic and I love it. I love it from a distance

@Ziegler_Dev People who can't play the weekends for whatever reason are now going to have their week day sessions filled with cryo loot players absolutely destroying them. I get the rationale & concerns for matchmaking & economy but dividing players between 2 weekend only modes is ridiculous

Cryo and Ranked are coming and we're excited to see players battle it out over Tau Ceti and traverse into the big scary moon-like ship in the sky. We've put out a few posts about Cryo, poured through the variety of comments and feedback we've seen so far, and wanted to take some time to explain some of the initial decisions we've made around Cryo and Ranked with regards to weekend scheduling. So without further ado, here's what we have been thinking: We are of course always iterating and are open to looking at other options in the future, but the Ranked/Cryo Archive weekend decision is really built around three points: - Preparing: We acknowledge that players will lose a lot of gear on Cryo and Ranked because it is intended to challenge you to your limits. As a result of that, it's important that Cryo and Ranked feel like an event you can schedule towards, grind gear up to do, etc. The loop of spend time grinding gear to spend it in Cryo or Ranked is reflected in this choice as a weekly cycle. - Economy Talk: We have some great rewards on Cryo that kind of break the bank when it comes to economy and power gain. If we were to look at having it open all the time, we'd probably have to adjust how frequently you can earn these rewards so that we don't flood the game with amazing loot all of a sudden. - Logistics Time: Cryo and Ranked both have entry requirements (gear ante) that are built around the idea of you matching with other players on an equal investment level. They also both have a high level requirement to ensure you've experienced enough of the game to understand the challenges inherent to the game. This inherently makes the amount of people in that queue at any time unpredictable. Both of these experiences also need a consistent flow of players in the queue to make sure matches are full to retain the challenge. To reduce the match times and allow players to find matches quicker, making it a scheduled event means more players will show up during that window and feed the queue pool better. We also acknowledge that there are likely some who cannot participate on the weekend or are excited about the experience and want to no-life it for weeks, and we appreciate that. We'll be looking into what we can do to retain these considerations and potentially accommodate this in the future. Things we may iterate on in the future: - Staggering Ranked and Cryo queues more so they overlap less - Looking at changing the days we do either Cryo or Ranked - Changing the ante values of Cryo or Ranked - Looking at any other conditions (solo experience, crew fill experience, etc.) and iterating on it! Marathon is an evolving game and part of evolving is seeing how this initial launch plays out and adjusting as we go =). Thanks for the feedback, keep it coming and we'll update you when we figure out the next evolution.

@Ziegler_Dev Having cryo locked to weekends is a no from me. I'd prefer ranked not to be locked either but I can somewhat understand it, cryo is the priority for me here. I hope you allow it to be playable any time soon.

FYI: Here's the current schedule for Cryo/Ranked. Cryo: Unlocks at 10 AM PT on Friday (first opens on Friday 3/20) Closes at 10 AM PT on Monday (first closes on Monday 3/23) Ranked: Unlocks at 10 AM PT on Saturday (first opens on Saturday 3/21) Closes at 10 AM PT on Tuesday (first closes on Tuesday 3/24) Once again, as we see and learn more we're open to iterating on the schedule in future updates. Good luck you brave souls.

@PaulTassi This is tips 1 thru 10 of the "10 things I wish I knew before I started" video you're almost certainly making.

I have discovered that individual pieces of paper you get from quests or as recipes actually take up a whole inventory slot in Crimson Desert and I just freed up 80 spots so I am deducting two points from my score

@Zafarcakes But at least he'd be bringing god back to the heathen channel! The one that forgave him for all his sex crimes!!

They wouldn't dare let Russell brand back on to present Big Brothers big mouth. They know he will expose the government agenda.

@dank_ackroyd It's a shame Brew Dog went down in flames, they would have loved to have been paired with pulled pork there.

Breaking: Last three weeks of UK SNL announced

Meningitis B? When's it gonna be Womensgitis B, huh?!

@iiizwerg I found him earlier! He started going up the side of the wall!

FOUND THIS SECRET ROOMBA IN MARATHON (He cries when punched)🥺

@Zafarcakes He certainly could make a fruit bombe out of a stuffed owl in 25 minutes, that's for sure! He didn't even have to nick it!!

@ZeroEmerald Lets be real mate worral T he knew what's what and said it like it was.

Ainsley Harriott's 'Ready Steady Cook' was responsible for the manosphere.

The only acknowledgement of St Patrick's Day from me today is listening to "Spicy McHaggis" once.

Yer auld da keeps texting yer maw £30 by accident to get a shout out on the radio.

@leathergregory @Kyles_Page Haha shapoopi

@Kyles_Page The only way we can be sure is if "Max Dowman" starts tweeting some absolute belters. I don't fancy his chances myself

This bird app ain’t serious