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@DavidoPolice @grok A fucking Maybach bro

Hey @grok, what car interior is this?

@zamobed @iamcomputer__ Guy..see where you hang ball 😂

@iamcomputer__ @Ogteamie Like this? Now try typing the word " Equilibrium".

Who even invented this keyboard thing? Would the person have died if he had arranged them in alphabetical order?

@miriamogb Miriam..na me talk say make you no clean?

Men who are extremely clean and keep their space tidy are one of the most narcissistic and manipulative people you can ever meet.

@chularh Cuteness overload..wa shere😂

Time to add modeling to the hustle. Can’t let all this cuteness go to waste. I’m a model, but not signed.

@kenkenlewu Them go too beat you ehn 😂

If you go to a Nigerian Bank to perform a transaction or fix a problem on your account but the queue is too long. Find a security camera inside the bank and sit directly opposite it. Stare at the camera for atleast 15 minutes . Make sure you are not distracted by anything. Don’t bring out your phone. Don’t stare at passersby. Don’t take off your gaze. Just keep staring directly at the camera with all your strength. Someone will come out from the managers office and ask how they can help you. Thank me later.

@d_ocheido I guess you forgot one thing too...discipline..you also disciplined yourself, cuz it would have been easier for you to use that opportunity to become something else..but self discipline really helped you to whom you've become today

I was 16 years old when this photo was taken. This was the first time I would “go out” with a male. It was a secondary school class mate My mum was aware Not only was she aware but we picked out my dress and did my hair together I told her that a boy wanted to take me out and she said “sure, go and sit and gist” This is how I was raised And I personally believe that this was the main reason why I grew up chaste and did not make dumb mistakes as a growing young woman Because my mum was my friend. She knew when to be a mother and when to be a big sis. When to be my bestie Every man that spoke to me , my mum knew I did not have have hide I did not have to pretend She told me I would like boys and that it was totally fine. But that it was like a plant I could nurse till it grows into something sinful, or I could quash it She told me about sex She told me outside marriage it wasn’t worth it and would just leave heartbroken and waste my time She told me EVERYTHING. You could not tell me anything new. We gisted about boys. She shared her own experiences growing up with me She trusted me enough to send me out to meet a boy and not do anything foolish and come back home. We grew up conservative but my mum made sure I made decisions by myself and understood the “why” behind the rules. She taught me about consequence She taught me about how that Gods way is always best You could not deceive me You could not lie to me and tell me rubbish Mumsy was always ten steps ahead The woman that I am today, I owe to my mother. I hope more mothers, especially Christian mothers understand how to tow this delicate line May God help us.

@WestnotWest Omoh..a house is very much important oo..you dey whine?.

If you don’t have good steady inflow of money, this is a bad investment. Many house owners are very hungry people. The house is their only asset

God bless all first born out there

Let's get the Yobe travel started..

@harm3t Lmao

I'm not here to brag, but I am the richest student in Nigeria

@youdeserveonyii You na goat?...even dog self no dey chop 5 times in a day

Before you collect my number, can you feed me 5 times a day?

@_raesparkles Ode..you don experience marriage before?

I have thought about it and to be honest there’s nothing fun happening in marriage aside copulating to have kids. The real fun is in the dating stage. When you get married, the vacation/outings and all other funs come to an end. You become two individuals whose entire lives revolve solely around raising kids, nothing more. If you find your own person and you want to enjoy each other for life? Just date and travel the world till the end of your life. That marriage thing isn’t worth it.

@Owiggy_ Forgive her..na your sweet fanta dialo😂

Me and you dey house together, i bought different drinks to make you feel comfortable and i bought ice cream too. Later in the day, i decided to go check freezer for the ice cream make i even see how e dey taste and you don finish everything wey dey inside the bowl. You finish am no be my problem but when did you finish it? Me and you dey inside house, which corner you hide finish everything wey dey inside the bowl?😫 See watin i kon see inside ice cream bowl😫

Men pee and still tryna race with the toilet water

@Thegal121183753 Glad you know you're in the caliber of dogs ..

I prefer dating a dog than men

Happy sunday oo eyin temi😂😂

@Nenye11111 The BAT..ifykyk

China has the panda, Australia has the kangaroo. What does your country have ?

@Nccbella Zobo

Bløød is thicker than water,then what is thicker than bløød?

@_mufidhat Call me eja panla

any man that doesn't have 1M in his account is a fish!!!

@Yoga_Queen01 Omoh..just go dey sell pepper for jigawa 😂

7th Jamb writing. Done & dusten. May we not wrote again next year 💔🥲 Wish me lock!