Zoltar

@EventualNews @Domahhhh @pjchougule Boooya! Zoltar is back in the game and I ve already dropped 3 certified bangers on my first pod with #EventualNews. Hop on the money train while there’s still seats left. The winning streak has begun! Those who trust in Zoltar will be rewarded. #3-0

@KennyGGee Yes! Then I put it all back on and then some.

@ZoltarSSG ZOLTAR IS BACK. Did you ever lose all that weight

@GaetenD They didn’t mention your reign as SSG champion?

Minnesota’s main newspaper wrote an article about me. It’s the newspaper I would spend countless hours in the comments section of before I found prediction markets. startribune.com/meet-the-minne…

@ZoltarSSG has included his cheat sheet for parsing government language & prediction market trading criteria on extra terrestrial life

"If they actually showed an alien laser beam a cow and lift it up to a flying saucer, I don't think it would even be that big of a deal for America," says @ZoltarSSG But-- 👽🛸👽-- even though Zoltar believes that aliens & UAPs are real He says that the smart prediction market trade is the opposite: Just bet on NO on a government disclosure, and generate a 19% ARR.

@ZoltarSSG I thought you were dead! I’m sorry! You can have your copper wire back!

@EventualNews @Domahhhh @pjchougule Boooya! Zoltar is back in the game and I ve already dropped 3 certified bangers on my first pod with #EventualNews. Hop on the money train while there’s still seats left. The winning streak has begun! Those who trust in Zoltar will be rewarded. #3-0

2 PM ET / 11 AM PT, Live on Eventual: @Domahhhh @pjchougule And returning from retirement, the legendary @ZoltarSSG

ALL CHARLIE KIRK DID WAS HAVE A RESPECTFUL DIALOGUE WITH PEOPLE HE DISAGREED WITH

Hey @MSNBC I’m gonna go ahead and rule out that it was one of Charlie Kirk’s supporters that accidentally shot him with a celebratory gun shot.

@90sWWE Look out hulkster! machos setting you up for the flying elbow!

I guess part of getting old is watching all the indestructible heros of my youth die. #hulkhogan

This interview is aging like fine wine. youtu.be/Jt6_zIS4cYQ?si…

@isavage disavows @zoltarssg

He accepted his fate

Pwned.

Paying my respects tonight.

BREAKING: @EPA Advisor Admits ‘Insurance Policy’ Against Trump is Funneling Billions to Climate Organizations, “We’re Throwing Gold Bars off the Titanic” “It was an insurance policy against Trump winning.” “Get the money out as fast as possible before they [Trump Administration] come in ... it’s like we’re on the Titanic and we’re throwing gold bars off the edge.”

Pretty close 😂