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@Flebbian @GuI_Dukat get losting a heartfire hero is like dismembering a goblin guide. you have to do it but oh my god does it suck to do.

@Flebbian @GuI_Dukat get lost is kinda infamous for being the worst good card in standard. a lot of white decks are forced to run the card because you really can't afford not to run removal since the format is full of extremely powerful 3-4 drops. but the card is extremely soft to the mouse decks.

Is Get Lost the worst Magic The Gathering card ever printed?

@Z_Shadow_Dragon @Dork4Short yea this could of easily costed 6 or even 5 with flash. the ability doesn't even block momentum breaker or sheoldred's edict hilariously.

@Zonink_spl @Dork4Short Genuinely even with flash its overcost by 2-3 mana

ok so like… this card is broken right….? WHY IS IT LEGENDARY?!? ohhhh i hate it already… #MTGxFINALFANTASY

@Z_Shadow_Dragon @Dork4Short also I'd hate to be the brand ambassador forced to gas this up. like this is the type of card that would get printed in early 2000s and be the worst card in some kids 64 card UW fliers deck.

@Z_Shadow_Dragon @Dork4Short genuinely starting to wonder if they are intentionally making all the cards in this set really bad. like this is awful awful. I feel like it was supposed to have flash?

@KeysSSB @Tony__2810 @nicholasrubingh nobody in their right mind realistically gives a crap about gen'd mons. and the hack check is comically easy to get by as long as you aren't putting your mons into dream balls. anyone grinding the game is probably playing less than 10% of their time on cart anyway.

@KeysSSB @Tony__2810 @nicholasrubingh prolly about 90% of mons you see in tournament were made in game. there is still some issues with 0 atk/spd iv legendaries which are statistically obnoxious. most top players will offload the grind onto another person.

Shoutout to when I made the most obvious joke post ever, and Verlisify saw it and thought it was 100% real and tried to call me out over it. I’m still on his list of known VGC Hackers to this day.

@snakesandrews @CSoftproducts already shooting for my man soul or Ice Cubert

Paradise Fishing based on @CSoftproducts

@BeastMode4TM the pots move in the final section of the game. since minor spoiler. you return to grand trad during the final calendar mission

Unless "hobby" means you waste money on disgustingly expensive packs to open shiny game pieces that you don't even both playing with and throw into a binder for a decade. then I guess that sucks idk I don't give a shit

ok not to defend streamers who endless crack packs but you can go on tcgplayer and purchase singles for unbelievably cheap right now. Whales like this actually driving prices down due to the sheer amount of product opened.

@beanmaster79 I mean I can download a rom of dp and play it on my phone in 5 minutes for 0$ and have an honestly comparable time to sitting down and playing bdsp. Bdsp is also just a worse balanced game due to universal exp share and gen 8 movesets. probably one of the easiest pokemon games.

you objectively cannot act like it’s worse than dp

@HairyKraken @AliEldrazi I would ban. nowhere to run. since even banning TTABE wouldn't remove the deck from the meta since it can just pivot to running sunpearl kirin as another bounce effect.

@AliEldrazi Ban all 3. Monstrous rage, beanstalk and this town ain't big enough

Standard is unfun. You either die on turn 3, you get buried in card advantage by Beanstalk, or you discard your entire hand one card at a time and take damage for doing so. I don't even know how to fix it at this point. If you ban one thing, the other takes over. RIP

the minimum wage in india is like equivalent to 2$ an hour. the money you can make by inputting arguments into chatgpt and farming interactions on twitter is more than minimum wage in several countries.

seriously stop interacting with blue checks. you are shadow boxing against desperate people trying to make pennies with an ideology they don't even believe in.

@AndrewCuneo @SaffronOlive Unironically this card would be better as a token since it would be nauseatingly good with caretakers talent.

@SaffronOlive Sadly this card doesn't look good enough to be playable in Alchemy.

I swear that Wizards primary goal for Alchemy is to get me to play it at least once.

@edmundmcmillen also Tarkir dragonstorm cube updates?

@edmundmcmillen how did cruel sadist happen? Did Wotc approach you?

Mtg ( specifically powered cube drafts ) , pinball and board games. I also collect many things with a big focus on movies ( especially bad/weird ones and horror movies ). I also love dnd when I have time for it and listening to a huge range of music.