Jessie 🌸

Guys, I think it's officially time...

@tomieinlove "Statistics Professor, what does it mean when the entire plane does not return because it was damaged in the battle?" "Well statistically it means the pilot was Japanese c. 1945."

“Wow, these translated Japanese posts are all bangers!”

美味そうな肉の写真をアップするとアメリカ人からリプを貰えると聞きましたwww

@jess_ann_pin Why are people making this a gender thing?

Lying about intentions and relationship status to get sex should be considered rape. The only reason some men object to this is because they are guilty.

@vapor_waif @vapor_waif , probably...

controversial take: these boobs are too big. they are no longer aesthetically pleasing. boobs this size should only be on a figurine in a mexican teenager's room that he shares with a younger brother

@acelehouse @aureainjail We are all the first in our bloodline to read this 🥀

@aureainjail Moisture is scarce in the female butthole, like Arrakis in Dune. Spit is invaluable to them, like the Fremen in Dune. You have to slowstroke the butthole to penetrate, like the bodyshields, in Dune. To stay safe, you should navigate the hole in a specific rhythm, like in Dune.

this anal sex discourse rly shows how androcentric people are. people are saying that all anal sex is dangerous with proper procedue (which is true) but they are ignoring a core part of that danger: women's anatomy. women have weaker, thinner sphincters than men and +

@Achha_Ladkaa Never forget who the empathetic gender is 🥀

I don’t understand how ‘body positivity’ only applies to women but men are still expected to just take every height or bald joke

@DcPro424067 @LiyyabonaT32362 @Zoya_ki_batein

@LiyyabonaT32362 @ZoomerThroway @Zoya_ki_batein Ofcourse we are towards mujeestan

Not a single man I’ve encountered has been smarter than me

@_nomadic_soul @MankindVsModFem

@ZoomerThroway @MankindVsModFem Yes, I don’t get to explain why it’s not a stupid fucking question 🙄

What would you like women to choose men based on?

@_nomadic_soul @MankindVsModFem Woman: What do you want? Man: To be valued for something internal, not external. Woman: Then why do the other men value external things?!? I swear the modern psyche is too rotten to even approach virtue. 🥀

@MankindVsModFem I’m asking men what they want to be valued for because I mostly see men valuing themselves for physical prowess and income!

@RileyCshaman @GabrielGLouw001 @HousebotGuy I haven't heard this said anywhere, where can I find this?

@GabrielGLouw001 @HousebotGuy Even worse she changed her mind, but the euthanasia had to proceed because the organs were already "sold".

>Be Noelia Castillo Ramos >Your parents love you >They fall on difficult financial times >You are ripped away from them by the government >Your grandmother and mom are crying and begging >They bring 12 police officers to stop any resistance >You are placed in a “teen shelter” full of muslim migrants >You aren’t allowed to leave >The staff treats you like you are worthless >The muslim teens decide to gang r*pe you >You think you will get help >Nobody comes. Nobody listens. >They rape you again, with even more people this time >You try to report it >The women in charge of the shelter are woke liberals >They refuse to report it to avoid making muslim immigrants look bad >They won’t do anything >You try to be happy >You can’t move on >You jump from the 5th story of the building >By the grace of God, you live >You are injured, but you still have hope >The state tells you about the option of euthanasia >You pass it off at first >The trauma keeps replaying in your brain >Still, nobody is helping >You feel hopeless >Spain is falling >You decide to do it because you feel worthless >Your dad fights to keep you alive for years >He loses in two different liberal courts >You are scheduled for euthanasia >The days pass >You do an interview, which is really a desperate cry for help >Still, nobody does >The date gets closer >They keep you isolated so you have no idea there is so much love and support is outside >Your best friend desperately tries to get up to talk to you >She is blocked by doctors who seem to take pleasure in the power they have >The process begins >You are alone and probably pretty scared >You feel like you have no choice >The sedative sets in >The last thing you see is a cold, dark hospital room >The toxin is administered >Your lungs slowly stop working >You die in your sleep >Your abusers still face no consequences >You become a monument to the failure of a state that was supposed to protect you

@ghoulhag "My kink is reproductive sex" ahh 🥀

sex with men is so scary what if i don’t want to be choked, slapped, give blowjobs or anally penetrated 😭 i’m unloveable ??

@l3ath3rlov3 They are fun IF AND ONLY IF the doubled partner(s) are a little bit gay. If not it just becomes awkward and competitive. And if the doubled partner is the women it can really get toxic fast if she's too straight 😅

@bioluminourie @kaguyazerotwo I didn't actually expect you to respond. What do I do now?

@ZoomerThroway @kaguyazerotwo

I think about this a lot

@CarlZha Malnutrition =/= starvation. Americans are dying from eating a diet of Hot Cheetos and McDonald's that has 0 nutrients. Many of those malnutrition deaths are even in overweight people! 💀💅

The US has surpassed China and North Korea in Death rate from malnutrition

@bioluminourie @kaguyazerotwo You can be part of my world

@kaguyazerotwo idk im just not a part of this world really

@MelissaRos10472 @waronweakness That's insane! If you don't mind me asking, what part of the country was this? 👀

@waronweakness I knew a woman once who said a guy started going to their church. He quietly slept with a bunch of the women and gave them AIDS. Including her. Yikes!

When I was in university I had a Croatian friend who was very good with women. Everytime I ran into him, he was with some new girl hanging off him. I figured he was hitting the clubs every weekend One day I had to know so I asked him "bro where are you meeting all these women?" He said "Church bro. They are SO easy and there's no competition because all the guys are dorks" My ignorant 18 year old mind was legitimately blown

@lucawya I'm folding to the eyes alone unfortunately 🥀

You have to survive for FIVE minutes in a fight against your profile picture. Can you do it?

Modern woman claims attractive men have more privilege than attractive women just due to the scarcity of them. Does she have a point or is she out of touch⁉️👑

@TheOnlyKemi It's funny to imagine from the other side > See a random upset girl > Hookup > 20-something mid lay > Creates an incel & misandrst in one day 💅

I was a virgin until 24, started dating Moyo since 21, he didn't pressure me, told me to take my time, loved, cared and still spent on me... After my 24th birthday, we had a big fight and separated. I thought that was the end Out of anger I lost my virginity to a random guy and just 2 days after Moyo reached out to me. He wanted us back together. I felt horrible cos I was no longer a virgin, I told him instantly because I was scared and didn't want to lead him on. But he was sad, angry and he went quiet. That was the last time I heard from him I thought he loved me for who I am but sadly he was only after my body like every other man.