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Sell Kaizer Chiefs! #SellKaizerChiefs

@MaxduPreez No DNA!

Be proud. South Africa ranks No. 1 on the international list of virus-free rodents. We are truly world leaders. Viva Mzansi rats viva

@Mothematiks Kana the winter is over, now, and it is crazy season over there. Strange world, that.

These square offs always dust me 🤭🤣

@TheTruthPanther One day, when things have gone back to normal in South Africa and everything is at peace, I'm going to need a comprehensive breakdown of how a CIT r*^bery with sharp weapons is/was supposed to go down.

It Ended in Tears for Cash-in-Transit Robber After Allegedly Stabbing CIT Driver Who Refused to Back Down and Drove Over Him Twice in Bushbuckridge A cash-in-transit robbery in Bushbuckridge turned violent when a robber allegedly stabbed the CIT truck driver. The injured driver then ran over the suspect twice in response. The incident occurred in Bushbuckridge during the attempted robbery of a CIT vehicle. One robber reportedly approached the truck and stabbed the driver. The driver, despite his injuries, ran to the vehicle and drove over the suspect twice at the scene. No further details on the extent of the driver's injuries or the suspect's condition were immediately available. Authorities have not released names of those involved or additional information about any other suspects. Police are investigating the matter as a case of attempted robbery that escalated into violence. The outcome of the investigation and the current status of those involved remain under review.

This is, actually, sad.

I don't understand the point of using the term "dozen". It means 12, so just say 12? It's even worse when people say or type "half a dozen". Just say 6 or six.

"Ode to a runaway murderer: A dissertation." So much English in praise of a killer who has fled from the law in your country! Are there no other heroes in your society?

@murphygee5 There are people who have never traveled three towns away from their hometown!

Bras le nyaka go mpotsa gore you guys have never been to Lesotho, Botswana or even Zimbabwe to see Victoria falls, nihlala la eMzanzi Waya Waya ?

And then y'all come around and say that "men don't talk". How are men expected to put themselves up as content fodder?

@Radio2000_ZA thank you for that "Dithoko tsa Mpharanyane" track. I don't remember hearing it since I was in primary school. Tanki, @Ntombi

The lack of intelligence in the passing by Kaizer Chiefs players, in this match, is embarrassing. Similar is the lack of aggression in their attacking play.

@Am_Blujay This is an indicator of just how terrible the economic situation is in the country. People crowding criminals off their loot like hyenas chasing lions off their kill!

The guy in red T Shirt and black shorts ended up getting shot and died during this CIT heist 💔

@Jakata21896277 @AldrinSampear One is a continent with 50, or so, countries and the other is a medium-sized country on that continent.

@AldrinSampear What is the difference between Africa and South Africa?

And during Covid19, South Africa mounted the “anti-vaccine Apartheid” campaign for the whole of Africa not be excluded. During this time South Africa’s President, at international engagements championed AU resolution for two-year debt standstill. But anyway, Happy Freedom day South Africans.

@Inqubeko_news What a sad man!

Somizi Mhlongo refused to shake hands with Ngizwe Mchunu and instructed a security guard not to allow him into their VIP tent. Ngizwe Mchunu then lost his cool and responded with insults.

@Mramatla_ His confidence reminds me of one of my mother's sayings: "Bophoqo ekare borena."

Game over for this man. We just viewing extra own goal time 🔥🔥🔥🔥 Water mafia, money launderer and illegal micro loan lender, some of these judges never touched so much money ​​I am changing my friends I need friends who can borrow me a million #MadlangaCommission

@collinstimbela_ Do you work in America?

I asked my job for a raise and expressed my concerns about being burnt out and really feeling unappreciated… 20 minutes later I got a phone call saying I was fired 😐

@ilikefastintern @anishmoonka With not enough people drinking the water with eggs, not enough worms will hatch to make the next generation of fleas. Eventually the fleas will die out.

@anishmoonka I'm missing something. That worm will still be in the water though, right? So even if it's gone, it could come back?

A parasite that has been eating people for 3,500 years is about to be wiped off the planet. It infected 3.5 million people in 1986. Last year, it infected 10. And I have not seen it make a single front page. It is called Guinea worm. You drink contaminated water from a pond in a poor village. A year later, a worm up to three feet long starts coming out of your leg through a burning blister. There is no pill that stops it and no surgery that works. You wrap the worm around a stick and pull it out slowly, over days or weeks, inch by inch. If you rush, the worm breaks inside you and causes a fresh infection. Guinea worm is ancient. Preserved worms have been pulled out of Egyptian mummies from around 1000 BCE. The Ebers Papyrus, an Egyptian medical scroll from 1550 BCE, describes pulling the worm out with a stick. For three and a half thousand years, that was the best humans could do. Then in 1986, public health workers decided to kill the parasite off. They had no vaccine and no drug. What they had was cheap cloth water filters and a small army of volunteers willing to walk from village to village for decades. The plan was simple. Give everyone who drinks from a pond a cloth filter to strain out the tiny water fleas that spread the parasite. Then send volunteers walking house to house, year after year, teaching people how to use the filters and keeping anyone with an emerging worm out of the water. It worked. From 3.5 million cases a year to 10. Four were in Chad, four in Ethiopia, two in South Sudan. The other four countries where the worm used to be common, Angola, Cameroon, the Central African Republic, and Mali, had zero human cases for the second year in a row. The World Health Organization has already certified 200 countries as Guinea worm free. Six are left. The last hurdle is dogs. Cameroon had 445 infected animals last year and Chad had 147, so a lot of the remaining work is on animals, not humans. Strays get leashed, and crews treat ponds to kill any remaining worms. The campaign keeps watching until the number hits zero. When Guinea worm hits zero, it becomes the second human disease ever erased from the planet. The first was smallpox. It will also be the first parasite humans have ever wiped out, and the first disease ever ended without a single dose of medicine. Volunteers walked village to village with cloth filters for 40 years. Now a plague from the age of the pharaohs is about to be gone.

@AfriTumic @TauYaDitshego 😂🤣😂🤣

Nkao etsang ka fatuku

History books.

@Jennnyyyyyy 35

Puzzle Time ⏰ What is the missing number?

@Zweli_Thixo A story similar to this real life happened in my childhood. It was between brothers, though, and Ous' Palesa never left and became the wife.

Some years ago, my uncle brought his side chick over to visit for a weekend. But, the very same night, his wife came back unexpectedly. Apparently she was supposed to attend a friend's event but the person who was supposed to pick her up and her friends from the bus station had a breakdown so they postponed to travel the next day. The wife came back and found the girlfriend there. To cover up his mess, my uncle said his girlfriend was my babe. Eish, okay, I played along and pretended as if the girl and I were dating. Then it was at night so we had to go and sleep. My uncle wanted to cry. He was in pain to see me go to my room with his girlfriend. He became moody, one moment he had a headache the next thing, a runny tummy. I had no choice but to share my bed with Ousi Palesa. I am not sure what really happened that night, but we woke up very late tired as hell, and no one could explain what happened to Ousi Palesa's weave and underwear until we found it under my bed. When we joined my uncle and his wife for breakfast, my uncle was playing a song by Zola 7 - "Eyamadoda ayipheli." Sadly, my uncle's wife decided that she was no longer going to attend the party. Ousi Palesa left the next day on a Sunday. My problem now is that, 7 years later , I received a call from my uncle: "Yes Mdlw*mbe uyayikhumbula leya ngoma ka Zola 7?, now it's 7 years later. Palesa has a son, and ufana nawe kawu'7." I am devastated ...😭