Zosia Syposz

Taco Bell employee tries their new Baja Blast Pie Even after letting it sit out over an hour, you can see the texture stretches like Play-Doh. Not to mention it looks like a bright bar of soap with crust This is not food. It’s chemicals

Same hun. Same

running an errand after the sun has gone down………….that’s a quest

A visual representation of the healing power of time 📹fallinginsand

gofund.me/a7eb786d #GoFundMe.

gofund.me/d14cd20c.

@samislucas Pairs of pears? 🍐 🍐 🍐 🍐

@samislucas ME HERE THE LAST ON THE GROUND

Apart from the hay fever, the constant sweat, the sunburn, the lack of sleep, the wasps, the bug bites, the baking hot car, the 3am sunrise, the non-stop disco from next door’s garden, the yellow lawn, the heat rash, the absence of air con and the complete lack of energy… I’m actually a big fan of Summer.

happy eurovision eve, don’t forget to put a glass of prosecco out by the chimney for graham norton x

When you want to be a ballerina but end up as a possessed cabbage.

I just wonder what would happen physiologically if Gwyneth Paltrow were to drink say a Lucozade original

Hope you all had a great St Patrick's day!

I'm gonna swing from the chandelierrrr

“I‘m knackered today” “Why?” “Just… being alive and that”

In the last couple of weeks I've learned from the police / media if I want to avoid going missing or being murdered I need to: Not be too ambitious or high-achieving. Not earn more than my partner (too late) Not go to a park. Not to drink alcohol. Not to go through menopause.