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Thinking about the first dog in space again

@BadlandsMcNally I thought about you when I saw this tweet

Anyone ever randomly think about Orpheus and Eurydice and get so sad!!!!!!!?

Going to bait Republicans by saying there is an organization that wants to expose minors to sexual education that will change their sexuality and when they ask me who are these groomers, I'll say that it's The Family Foundation.

@shartibartfast You should put citric acid powder on them

the way this is two different jenna maroney plot-lines rolled into one headline

Are you normal or does your dad text you about his funeral playlist

Thinking about the first dog in space again (because she was an answer on jeopardy)

Has anyone made a thirst trap edit of lord Simon strong yet

@shartibartfast I just read this tweet and halfway thru I was like “man this is a good thought” and then i finished the tweet and realized it was my thought.

I am cursed with vitamin D levels that race towards the floor, and also with skin that bubbles up in hives any time I’m in the sun What am I to do

ARRESTS NOW: A Virginia Tech student in her graduation cap and gown being arrested right now at the Virginia Tech Gaza Liberation Protest

@messedupfoods Pepto Glizzmol

we have Baldur's Gate 3 at home, son

any Miley Cyrus cover is better than the original song — a Thread ✨

@lizbetballou STRAY

@discord my friend lost all access to their account out of the blue and your support says they can’t help. What’s going on????

Ziwe for US Taskmaster Nathan Fielder as her assistant

Now let’s decorate for Christmas