AJ

Pure gold from Rollo

@FrenchOG3 Can he just not read her face at all?

She looks convinced.

@YOHAMI She hated every word 😭😭

Every man has to be a fool romantic like this once to understand the lesson.

@JoshTooJolly hard ass pic

@MarzTalksSports Acting like he didnt describe a generational build 😭

I mean yeah?

@CaudilloNuclear iykyk

On a date... Latina "So what did you like about me?" You: I heard [insert race] do it better... Asian woman: "So what did you like about me?" You: I like brunettes.

@TheQuestBroski @BlackMajikMan90 @DanFriedman81 How great was Alan Rickman

@BlackMajikMan90 @DanFriedman81 The poorest aspect of the films were the films. There was some good shit in there but they were mostly bland and were a pale reflection of the books. Daniel Radcliffe can not act for shit for example. But then there is Alan Rickman and Gary Oldman so it's just all over weird.

Harry spent seven entire books going after every other girl at Hogwarts while never expressing the slightest interest in Hermione. Harry literally has more chemistry with Myrtle the toilet ghost than he does with Hermione. But Ron was infatuated from the moment he laid eyes on her. Did you not read “Goblet of Fire”? Ron was playing mind games with Hermione by not asking her to the Yule Ball and then Victor Krum asked her first, and she accepted, and Ron absolutely lost his mind. Then Ron and Harry asked Parma and Parvati but completely ignored them at the dance because Harry was obsessed with Cho Chang and Ron was obsessed with Hermione. The entire Black Lake challenge was about Harry and Ron being cucked, because Cedric was sent to rescue Cho, Krum was sent to rescue Hermione, and Ron had to be rescued and Harry had to rescue Ron. Also, in “Order of the Phoenix,” Rita Skeeter wrote in the Daily Prophet that Hermione was Harry’s girlfriend and Harry was icked out while Ron was jealous and furious. If you were shipping Harry with Hermione, that is your fault, because it was never once implied by the source material. Ron and Hermione ending up together is their whole seven-book arc.

@theereal_one He did

White people really do think God left them in charge omg 😭

@seanmdav Correct!

Dunno who needs to hear this, but Nickelback was actually pretty great and way too many of you were psyopped and e-bullied into believing otherwise.

@CaudilloNuclear Legend

@DudespostingWs RIP Patriot

3 Doors Down performing, “Here Without You" live in Houston in 2004. Incredible.

@IncelsCo @MalcangiSarah LUFFY LUFFY LUFFY

@MalcangiSarah Did you lose your virginity to your husband?

It’s completely normal to want a man who has never watched porn.

@CaudilloNuclear just have fun with it, we only get one run

Lighten up

@Howlingmutant0 @intelligentpawg @EseConActitud never change, HowlingMutant

@intelligentpawg @EseConActitud Now imagine strangling one

getting yelled at by hot woman has to be a top five male experience

@aruvinchan I managed it at 20, crucial experience tho

I genuinely believe this too. High school is probably the only time when girls date who they actually like. Instead of what the guy can do for them.

@The__Vyrus This is literally true

If you have re-fuck value, we’ll be hard again in less than 3 minutes. And those second and third rounds do not end in a hurry. Just come with re-fuck value

@Post_Thirty sorry but im not dating black girls

In all my years doing Game, one sign of a guy who is mentally healthy is that he has a preference towards women of his own phenotype. Meaning a tall blond guy who tends to prefer blondes, or a Mediterranean-looking guy who likes women of that look.

@aruvinchan Spanish girls' broken English is the only accent that really does something for me

I actually find it cute when Spanish girls speak English, stuff like: "Explain me" (i.e. explicame) "Put the alarm" (i.e. pon la alarma) Most of the time, I don't even have the heart to correct them. Sometimes I just casually reply, like say with the alarm example: "No, I won't put the alarm for tomorrow." Her: ??? "I'll set the alarm for tomorrow though." Her: "Okay. 🙈😭" I just think it makes them so cute. 🥹

@graveair man I miss my grandma

This is a grievous video of a young man, still bearing a living soul, trying to speak of his love for his grandmother while surrounded by a group of female lizards repeatedly shouting “Umm so you are codependent” They have ears, yet do not hear; they have eyes, yet do not see.

@alob_e lmaooo

@ayeejuju gotta bounce and never talk to that bitch again 😭😭

modern men tolerate way too much disrespect