Angeline Smith 🇺🇦

@stwater Hi - I would like to send compliments to some of your Team but my post is too long. Can you send me a link for messaging?

@mbna Thank you.

@_Angeline_J Hi, you are speaking to Naomi. You can use your card as you would like to, as long as your contact details are up-to-date you will be contacted if we need more information on a transaction.

@mbna Hi - I'm planning on paying for a large purchase on Friday using my card for extra protection. Is there any way a note can be put on my account so the payment goes through with no problems? I've already used the card to pay the deposit, so hopefully this will flag as safe.

@LorenzoTheCat @X @Number10cat Come on! He's just an innocent cat without opinion (cough, cough). I thought @X was in favour of free meeows! Do the right thing @X

Dear @X support, our dear friend Larry @Number10cat has been locked out of his account. We all love him and he adds so much to this site, please try to help him get his account back. Thank you. 🐱

@NoContextBrits Ohhhh I thought it was the eyes in the black doors under the Premier bit of the sign.

@Thebestfigen Nice cheese. Because my Dad always said 'the nice cheese is for your Mother'. As an adult I can concede that he was, of course, absolutely correct and 'nice cheese' is wasted on kids.

Barbie doll. And you?

@narindertweets I've consulted my husband, a well known self-styled expert on the matter, and he has assured me that's it's absolutely not too early.

Is it too early to eat one? Does it prove my "Britishness"?

@Matt_Pinner A book listing the number of wars, in the last two weeks, Dorange Lump has ended. According to Dorange Lump.

What is he reading?

@Matt_Pinner Fudge. Seriously, we've already started on the Celebrations Tub and I had a mini finger of fudge!

His name is the last thing you ate

@hoobydoobydoo It's definitely Hamish MacBeth! You're most welcome. Or possibly Bangers & Cash, which is currently a huge hit with my 79 year old Mum.

My mum wants to watch a tv programme she used to like "It's the one with the man who always used to be in it" Can anyone help?

@Channel4News That orange child shouldn't be allowed out of his nursery without his nanny to smack his tiny little hands every time he tells a lie, which is every sentence he utters.

In his first speech to the United Nations General Assembly in New York since 2020, Trump began his speech by announcing that the teleprompter was broken. He said, “Whoever is operating the teleprompter is in big trouble”. The president went on to criticise the United Nations ; he claimed he had ended seven wars on his own, and the ‘United Nations did nothing to help’.

@AzoMlota FFS

Without naming your job tell me something you say 50x times per day🤦🏽‍♂️

@Cockneycabbie_ It's like Blackpool illuminations in here (copied from Dad)

Repeat something your Mother said to you growing up. I’ll go first: Stop crying or I’ll give you something to cry about.

@Cockneycabbie_ I'm not as green as I'm cabbage looking.

@anon_opin Whoever posted the original comment should be expelled from the group with immediate effect, no probation, no temporary ban, and excommunication is the only acceptable punishment in this case. I hope they repent for their own sake.

I am starting to think we British should reconsider if we really need to spell colour, labour etc differently to everyone else. It wouldn't be an easy change, certainly for me, but those extra letters aren't really helping anyone.

@DogLovers03 Happy Birthday darling boy ❤️

Send some love to this old man.🎂 Happy 19th Birthday, Henry ❤

@ShouldHaveAnima AI drivel 🙄

@JoelVinette 🍁

@Number10cat Also Larry, he doesn't appear to know that America cannot produce Champagne 🍾

Trump (the genius) is about to place a 200% tax on Guinness the week of St Patrick's Day...