sir Weke

Go out for drinks. Have sex with a good friend. Wake up. Electrolytes. BLT at brunch. Walk in your neighborhood. Go shopping. Take a 5pm nap. Do it all over again and again

Yes we have a better idea about life

Hakuna kitu natoa ,

Due to personal reasons, I must be successful in everything I do..

When people talk shit about githeri,I keep quiet bc ongeza ovacado na pilipili please

Mimi ndio wale wasee walikuwa wanatoa viatu highschool class mzima inaanza kulalamika

seeing your siblings doing well is a top tier feeling.

@Alexiirander Uko na upuzi

Nilijua sinanga akili mzuri wakati niliingia labour room nikaanza kumbao.

Kuna mkale fulani mahali ashasema Mwejeje .

Mwanaume kama hupendi ugali jigonge kifua na useme mimi ni Wambo

Ur in her dms I forever changed her nuerological pathways, I'm forever embedded in her brain lil bro

Kutoka nichukuea forex kama full time job maisha yangu imekuwa ya kukopa tu

Be more afraid of wasting your life than being embarrassed

Nimeingia local kuketi chini msee alikuwa anatumia simu hiyo table akairusha kwa mfuko

Hakuna beef hukua hatari kama ile ya broke graduates na rich dropouts.

when you watch movies, do you actually learn anything from them or you just watch them?

How do you politely say no to sex without offending your partner?

I was best man at my friend's 2nd wedding. I started my speech with "welcome back everyone" he was not happy

Due to personal reasons, I must make it in life.

Hakuna kulambana mzee😂