Bagyo!!

@cagiago_ The way football twitter makes it seem as if you can’t make mistakes as a person. I always imagine our parents and guardians treating us same way we treat players and managers, most of us would be in the streets before 10😭😭

The whole footballing world loves them and their style of play but they’ll easily become the most hated team if they do this shit

@CFC_OBED Using this deluded fan base to rate players is low from you. The fans say that, not the coaches or players. Bring a coach that makes them excel and no one would mention if they run a lot or not .

Chelsea fans will be telling you that they don’t want a coach that plays running football Look at psg , look at Bayern , they can put the ball down , play all the possession yet they run . No lazy player on the pitch . Let’s keep babysitting these average players

@CFC_OBED Tbh Bayern and PSG especially Bayern are usually still in this stage of the competition, you can say this for the game tomorrow.

Teams like Chelsea , Manchester United, Real Madrid and Barcelona will always have the aura when it comes to the champions league. Bayern and pSG are playing today and there’s no talk about it . Even arsenal, people will be interested in them bottling than the football they will play . The ucl needs these teams , sad that we’re not always good enough

@Thebestfigen I think it’s a normal thing called reflex action

As the cat leaped straight towards me, its ear got caught on the corner of the desk, so it briefly folded one ear down. This shows a surprisingly advanced spatial awareness and motor skills...

@ap__pats @UTDTrey The lack of accountability lol. Imagine justifying the insult 😂

@UTDTrey Just got frustrated that he has done his ACL more than trying to insult. The kids gone through so many injuries in his career

Fuck Xavi Simmons knee is fucked Hope he’ll be good for the World Cup💔

@Fred_Ayatollah @Benayahhh @CFCMods Gusto is not all that… but what will you gain in selling a 22yr old who has adapted only to sign another youngster who would need adjusting? He is backup right back and still very young and yet you want to replace him lol

@Benayahhh @CFCMods Gusto? Are you high on something or what…

These are the untouchables. Build the team around them.

@iDoLikeSpam @Benayahhh @CFCMods Retard spotted

@Benayahhh @CFCMods You have three wing backs and one center back. I'm good keeping all of them but getting a top CB has got to be a priority (not to mention GK, Sanchez may improve but he at least needs competition).

@thePrettyAeesha @CFCMods We all know he has an agenda against Enzo. Don’t group him together with Chelsea fans

@CFCMods If you think he has that mentality, then you guys a re lower than we thought.

Enzo Fernandez pretending he was injured yesterday when he asked to be subbed off is killing me, bro deadass simply just ran out of breath and couldn’t play anymore. Dark.

@ilovezizo_ @TSDmemes Sleeping doesn’t always mean you’re tired lmao 🤣. You could be bored and take a nap cause you’re doing nothing.

@TSDmemes Men hate us 🥹

Walk as quietly as I can toward the couch and sit next to her. Lean in and softly whisper, “What’s your plan for dinner?”

@imAmariCampbell @BarcaZoneHub @TouchlineX They’ll tell you they win their league, so they prefer beautiful football, when it’s a 2 man competition.

@BarcaZoneHub @TouchlineX Sounds like you want to keep losing in the CL is what that sounds like. What does all that ‘attractive’ football do for you if it doesn’t lead to the results you want? Been more than a decade without a CL and about 7 years since a CL semis for Barca.

🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Toni Kroos: "Barcelona will never win the Champions League if they don't stop leaving large spaces behind their defense."

@iamfakimsa @olajiire101 How is there a whole? Because everybody doesn’t tweet about it? This same problem was discussed in my household few days ago and the same conclusion was there’s no one to complain to. Mind you, I have all network SIM cards

@olajiire101 See how daft you are? I pointed out the whole in your story. It becomes uncomfortable and boom. You resulted to the typical Nigeria way of side stepping issues. SMH.

Nobody’s really calling out how MTN might be ripping people off… I’ve noticed my data finishes way too fast even when I barely use it. So I bought 10GB, turned off my mobile data immediately, and switched to WiFi. Just 2 hours later, I checked my balance and somehow I was left with 6GB… how does that even make sense? Everyone don see Nigerians finish because we always take everything and adapt 🤦‍♂️

@Ym_flashbuoy @creepydotorg She was blind for 5 years not 17 years. READ

@creepydotorg Nature usually don’t let the weak survive. The fact she made it to 17 blind means her daughters were hunting FOR her, guiding her, defending her. That’s insane. That’s love.

A 17-year-old lioness survived for 5 years with blindness because her daughters refused to abandon her.

@Great_Ezeanyika @instablog9ja Since we are assuming, what if he sells it to terrorist?

He is either mad or cursed. A person has to be insane or must be operating inder a curse to attempt stealing a police vehicle. Not even a random police vehicle, AN ARMOURED POLICE VEHICLE!!! Make we reason am together; let's imagine a world where he successfully steals the vehicle. What is he gon' do with it? Sell it? 😂😂 Who's gon' buy? Or maybe he planned to display the vehicle in his personal museum. I refuse to believe he is mentally okay.

Man arrested for allegedly st£aling police armoured vehicle after driver stepped out

@InvertTheWing But Pedri that gave away the ball for a goal is good enough? Your tears never even start 😂

I’ve just seen him give away the ball 3 times in 2 minutes.

Bellingham’s ball retention is simply not good enough to be playing a deeper role. 10, False 9, or SS. He is not an 8 or 6.

@_lowkeybeast @FabrizioRomano This tweet is about Chelsea and Man city, but some deluded Arsenal fans would make it about themselves 😂😂

@FabrizioRomano They won't beat them for they don't want Arsenal to win the league, it's OK though we don't need Chel-shit to beat Man $hitty for us.. We will win the league title irrespective of their result! We are Arsenal 🙌

🚨 Liam Rosenior: “Of course, we can beat Man City”.

@abioyebaba0605 @Cris_RMCF14 @speedlinexx We all know you lying G 😂😂. Bro said I watch their league matches “ 😭

@Cris_RMCF14 @speedlinexx I watch their league matches and we all know what the FA are trying to do (win the league for Mr penalty)

🚨 BREAKING: Ivan Toney has accused Saudi Pro League referees of doing everything possible for Cristiano Ronaldo, Alnassr to win the league. 🗣️”Who benefits?” 🗣️Toney: “The team we’re chasing.”

@CVanDutch @orioninc_ng @kirawontmiss Bro called that property damage 😭😭

@orioninc_ng @kirawontmiss Executed......for property damage??? Lemme guess, you call yourself a Christian?

A pissed off employee started a massive fire at a warehouse after complaining about low pay. 😬 “All you had to do was pay us enough to f*cking live… there goes your inventory.”

@welvensmokes @AnimeePost Won’t lie, just watched death note for the first time. I’m still in episode one as I slept of watching it last two nights. It was weird to me. Maybe cause it’s different from new gen anime’s with how clear and nice the animation looks these days.

Anime with the best first episode :

@Blue_Footy “Experienced premier league players based on appearances” but somehow Rogers and Ndiaye, who’s premier league cap together isn’t up to rudiger talk less of Ake are better fit? Or I don’t get what you said?

From all indications, it looks like Chelsea are not looking for old, experienced players in the summer, but rather experienced, Premier League-ready players by appearances. I don't think Ake and Rudiger fit that criteria. That's for the likes of van Hecke, Senesi, Ndiaye, and Rogers. There is the possibility that most of our summer signings will come from the Premier League.

@Uzinyia_Valery @Wizarab10 It’s 60 million sha

@Wizarab10 60k doz and he doesn't have money? We are a very rich country sha, just that not everyone is opportune

Nigerian rich men talk anyhow. I think we easily lose value for money in this country. 1. “He doesn’t have money. His last contract was just $60m. He doesn’t have money.” 2. “Obi Cubana? The boy is coming up.”