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I no dey fear to tell woman NO, if you misbehave I go give you distance

If this pops up on your TL, repost it; it costs you zero naira.

It sucks getting painted as the villain when you tolerated so much and gave multiple chances before walking away lol.

@tobyasky I think Man united should be going for Abde. He's quick, direct, strong and with an eye for goal, he'll suit the Premier league and will offer depth at that Left wing.

Life is too funny. Everything is cause and effect. Abde is our boy from the reserve team. We loaned him to Osasuna and ended up selling him to Betis for £7m😭 We’ve just splashed £80m on Gordon, and Newcastle are gonna replace Gordon with Abde😅 Speed merchants everywhere 😭

A lady came to my DM to say that she broke up with her man this month and is ready to meet another man. The relationship was 5 years old. Women don't love men. End.

When a woman doesn't want to see you with another woman, she would make sure no other woman can treat you better than her, true or false?

I just realized men actually love a woman who can admit she’s wrong and apologize instead of turning it into a whole argument.

As I grow older, one thing I have learnt is not to underrate what makes people happy. Even if you feel it’s nothing to you, do not look down on it, never do. Sometimes, I follow some people and they’re so excited and even screenshot it to post, and I’m wondering like, “bro I’m just like you, I’m not special, this is nothing”, but I do not let these thoughts out. Instead, I also RT or drop a funny comment, or just make them feel comfortable like “na you be boss”, “thanks for following me too”, etc. It’s something in life, what excites people might not make sense to you, but do not look down on it. For instance, when I meet footballers, I’m over the moon, I’m excited…but there’s someone who even dines with them, who might even be wondering, “why is this guy shining his 32 because he met a footballer?”…but that’s my own happiness, it might not be yours. Anyways, the morale of this write up is that, never ever look down on what makes people happy, it might be that they are so excited that they just entered a plane for the first time, be excited for them, don’t tell them that you’ve entered plane 100 times, it’s not the right time.

Build yourself not to prevent crises but to withstand them.

If I Dey talk about the incompetence of the Government and you dey come under the comment come attack me. God go punish you well well. Kidnappers go carry members of your family. Your own children go face Wetin those innocent kids dey face. Slaves

@NaijascoutforSE @tobyasky Eric Chelle is doing a good job at least. Maybe if he was appointed earlier we might have been on the plane to the US for the world Cup We genuinely could've made a statement at this world Cup with the new invitations.

@_Blaise_Nba @tobyasky These 2 want him out so badly

You can tell these Journalists were not happy with the Win Last night 😆😆 They always wanted Chelle out So badly. The Thing dey pain them 😆🤣

@NaijascoutforSE @tobyasky Maybe I've not followed him closely, but yesterday he didn't sound like a hater to me tho. But fairs 🤝

@_Blaise_Nba @tobyasky The other guy hates Chelle

@NaijascoutforSE @tobyasky The only idiot here is Fisayo Dairo He shouldn't even be a journalist to call femi an unknown player, someone who just played a Playoff semis But the others were just being sarcastic. Fisayo na hegoat sha.

@_Blaise_Nba @tobyasky Lol I clearly pointed to who which journalists were not happy and never supported the inclusion of Chelle. These journalists i show the tweets of dont like him .

@wavymaverick @Czooba @UTDRivon @FPLfrasier You're actually a very stupid person with a brain dead mother and a bell end father for telling me to stfu! Tell that to your hoe of a mother! If Keane wasn't good enough he wouldn't be signed for a club record fee and wouldn't be named in the pfa team from a relegated side.

@_Blaise_Nba @Czooba @UTDRivon @FPLfrasier Stfu! United would've still been as successful without Keane so long as we had the Great Sir Alex Ferguson... Ferguson is the GOAT for a reason. Keane was lucky to play under such an amazing manager

Saw someone say Roy Keane never finished 15th and 8th, bro he got relegated and then joined the reigning champions 😭

@Czooba @UTDRivon @FPLfrasier Brother, we may not like Keane for who he is but, let's not tell lies man, he was world class! More like a good number of people were lucky to play with him at the middle of the park.

@UTDRivon @FPLfrasier I have always told people that he was lucky to play with World Class players didn’t make him more special like he thinks he is. Achieved nothing without Man United.

This one never serious.

@ChinoUTD No one circulates fake news more than this horrible page. Mbeumo never said this!

🚨 Bryan Mbeumo on his goal vs Brighton: “The best part of the goal for me was honestly how it started. This time Bruno was not even involved. The manager keeps telling us that next season teams may try to suffocate Bruno, so we have to become dangerous even without him touching the ball every attack. You could already see that against Brighton. This time it was Mount acting like mini-Bruno. He passes forward to Amad, continues the run, gets the return pass and suddenly does this one-touch no look pass back to Amad like he’s been possessed by prime Iniesta. Then Amad finds me and boom. Goal. That’s what the manager wants from us now. A team where if opponents spend 90 minutes obsessing over Bruno…the rest of us still punish them anyway.”

This kids are really still out in the forest under this rainy cold nights. What an evil world!

I win no mean say you lose my brother ❤️