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My safe word is “I wanna have your baby”

@bbl0ssm Same

WHY IS IT SAYING MY NOAH KAHAN PRESALE CODE IS INVALID PLEASE TICKETMASTER I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THIS

@MomOnFire I am so incredibly sorry.

My friend of 40 years drowned in the Hill Country Flood last night. No words 😞

@patriottakes It’s giving YE. Lovely to see Dumpster continuing his mental health crisis at the expense of our country.

Trump appears to tell his sons to fire his company’s lawyer who went to Harvard

@KamalaHarris Coward.

What happened to “any time, any place”?

It's not a Sunday unless you completely waste it then feel really sad around 8pm

@MomOnFire Are excepting strays? Would love to send you my mom.

Wassup I’m a woman in her forties suddenly in charge of the welfare of three men in their seventies. This would be a great sitcom except we’re all horrible.

@MomOnFire 😂 😂

I was trying to take a holiday selfie, but my teenage son was like nah

@MomOnFire This video sums up everything I feel about the holidays 😂

@_BurnsWhenIPee You just made my day hiiiiii

Everything is sane and normal, why?

You'd be surprised by how much effort goes into my mediocrity.

sorry a man let you down again have you tried letting a follower hit

is he hot or is he just funny and weighs over 200 pounds

her being nice to you doesn’t necessarily mean she wants to have sex with you bro she likely has far more sinister plans for you

i hope us having sex didn’t give you the wrong impression that i like you

@kerouac741 👸 🤴 (us)

@_BurnsWhenIPee 😂😂😂 you're the queen of sexbots, did I just win Twitter?

This is bullshit, not even the sexbots like my selfies

@kerouac741 We will be king and queen of Sluskys!!

@_BurnsWhenIPee Oh, that's hot! Meet me at Slutsky's

My safe word is "oh, you're still here?"

@LucyHarris221 DM me or message me here. I messed up our tickets. Need a later entry.

@LucyHarris221 I’ll buy them!