Conservative Raccoon

Can we only ban this type of dog?

@handleitgrips When you look up schmuck in the dictionary, it should just be a picture of "Chris"...

Embarrassing 🙈

@Viralvid_89 I love hope they tried to blame being watched on racism and then got caught stealing...

3 friends thought that their Sephora shoplifting spree went unnoticed.

@MagaGrunt1 Everything but Twer-king

🇺🇸It all makes sense now.🇺🇸

@SSB_Rick On the weekends, work yourself extra hard physically and excuse yourself from most social activities for the first 3 or 4 months. Focus on yourself and home and that's it. You'll be fine in a year or 2.

@_BushrodJohnson Most def. It hits me the hardest on weekends

My name is Chris and I’m an alcoholic. Today marks 15 days since I’ve drank. Yesterday was a rough day but I managed to survive. Thank you all for reaching out to me, it really means a lot. Sobriety has its challenges but they can be won over.

@_GodIsNotDead_ @RealJamesWoods I heard they were fond of Twer-king

Did your dog do the grammar check on your sign?

@Cat5SMASHICANE It's absolutely crazy how he went from one of the funniest ever to a TDS deranged lunatic... sad really

This will forever be my favorite stand-up by my favorite comedian. When I saw him in the early 2000s I knew he was the best, IMHO. The Blue collar comedy guys ruled the scene for a while.

@vinguard254 It's really quite simple. The United States funds IDA replenishments. IDA pays to build hydroelectric power plants. Kenyans get "free" power.

Hide this guy from Kenya Kwanza government 😂😂.

@ImMeme0 Guy that stormed out was correct. The Democrat Party is in shambles and there is no hope for a comeback without reform.

Jordan Wood, a Democratic political candidate from Maine who claims he is an “anti-corruption reformer,” calls one of his constituents a “bigot and racist” because he dared to challenge him over elections and Somali fraud. The irony is that he posted the video himself like it was a flex, while older Democrats schooled him.

@BlackAndNative1 The fact y'all think that you could feed the population if farmers worked 4 hours a day is hilarious...

Spacegoddathug know what he talking about?‼️🤔

@isthatbog I'm not sure why wearing underwear on yo head didn't catch on

This video is a classic 😭

@hinds_mela61795 I support him on everything but cooking, driving, and sex. It don't look like he know what "pull out" mean!

Raise your hand ✋ if you still support Pete Hegseth.

@GregorioSh64773 See, that's where the UK and U.S. is different, I have more of a problem with him telling her he "commands" her... At that point, we see he's not worth listening to and dismiss it right away.

Am I alone in thinking: why would the BBC give the Iranian Ambassador to the UK a microphone? As if we needed or wanted to hear what he had to say. Or was this more about what she had to say? Did she just do this for the ratings? BBC's Laura Kuenssberg

@SenSchumer This is exactly what someone that got caught cheating would say...

Donald Trump is preparing to hold our government hostage unless we help him undermine our right to vote, our elections, our democracy. This is what he does. He's a thug and a bully. Democrats will not support passage of the SAVE Act under any circumstances.

@SenSchumer Muslim isn't a race Cuck..

Racism like this doesn’t belong in American society. This is disgusting and Republicans should denounce this.

@t0xicp0sitivity @kiwimum2 @LionelMedia Ah, a constitutionalist? As long as you feel the same about the 2nd Amendment.

@_BushrodJohnson @kiwimum2 @LionelMedia Yep. Since the first amendment is a 1791 law.

What would you do?

@ItsKingSlime Why you gotta throw them girls under the bus. He didn't ask how you found him.

Some girls led Yung Mooch to KKK leader Thomas Robb’s house so he could interview him & Thom actually let him 😳👀 Thom explains that he’s “friendly” with everyone & even offers to give Mooch a ride home, but wants white people to live separately

@t0xicp0sitivity @kiwimum2 @LionelMedia So, you want to revert back to pre-1917 laws? That's when it became a crime to threaten the President.

@kiwimum2 @LionelMedia I wish we would go back to common law. Back then threats were not criminal unless either you made actions to facilitate the threat or made a jester towards fulfilling that threat. This idea that elected officials are special is why this is happening

@JShodanVR If you want to solve childhood obesity in America, make that setup cheap as hell and make all VR Games require it.

I don’t understand. This stuff is real, it exists, you can actually buy it, and yet the VR market is almost dead. What happened to the kids in the 90s who dreamed about this possibility? Why do modern kids now go crazy for games where you don’t really do anything, where at most you just swipe up and down, or spend their time screaming in stupid games that require no concentration, like amoebas with no curiosity? This stuff finally f***ing exists, and yet the videogame market pretends it’s invisible. F***! F***! F***! In 1998, when we were 13 playing Resident Evil 2 on the PlayStation with my friends, we would have killed to be able to play something like this. Credits: @VirtuixOmni here’s their YT channel: youtube.com/watch?v=Evyjom…

@megaBarb1 @ssgtwrightusmc I woulda skipped it too, knowin his son asked not to make the funeral political and seeing as Obama, Biden, and Clinton were slated to speak. Knowing they would make it political anyway. As a black independent, I would be more upset at that.

@_BushrodJohnson @ssgtwrightusmc Yet T rump didn’t attend. Sone kind of friend he was. Starting to look like the racist they keep saying he is. Sad because as a black independent I tried to give him the benefit of the doubt but he’s just trash.

Gotta give it to Joe Biden. He is the only US President to ever to give a eulogy to both a KKK Grand Wizard and to a Civil Rights leader.