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Software Engineer | Human Psychology | ❤️ Music | FC Barcelona… We are surrounded by foolish people, you're no exception and neither am I - Hosea 4:6

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A person who has subconsciously chosen that they are not willing to be teachable, unlearn and relearn is a person you shouldn’t waste time arguing with. You can never beat a fool at a fool’s game.
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ms max to you@_mojisola__·
An annual rave is absolutely not looking to cater to the consistent ravers o 😂 And the only reason why they can pull that 100k ticket and 7/10m table is because they are absolutely not trying to cater to the masses.
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Sir. Edwards Akorita@EdwardsAkorita·
I have firsthand experience working in the power sector. I can tell Nigerians for free, Nigeria as a whole, can't experience even 10hrs constant power supply, even in the next 100 yrs. Na me talk am, with my full chest!!
Dr Oludayo Sokunbi@Oludeewon

My friend who used to work at BEDC told me in 2016 that the rot and corruption she saw in the Nigerian power sector CANNOT be solved in 50-100 years, except a miracle happens. I told her it only takes a good government to fix it, and she laughed. 10 years later, she reminded me of that conversation She is now in the UK🇬🇧 anyway, well established.

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StyledByOtis 💯@ShoeGuyOtis·
Small business are shutting down due to low sales and high running costs. A lot of businesses are affected… not a good sign
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𝗔𝗟𝗕𝗨𝗠 𝗧𝗔𝗟𝗞𝗦 📀
JUST IN: Lagbaja has now made his albums and classic singles Available for Purchase on iTunes ONLY. 🎺 — His 1996 album “Cest Un African Thing” is currently at #3 on the NG iTunes Albums chart.
𝗔𝗟𝗕𝗨𝗠 𝗧𝗔𝗟𝗞𝗦 📀 tweet media𝗔𝗟𝗕𝗨𝗠 𝗧𝗔𝗟𝗞𝗦 📀 tweet media
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Still Top 🧍🏾‍♂️🦅
He’s dressed how Japanese people depict Americans in anime lol.
Count Dankula@CountDankulaTV

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

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nitzu 🫧@nitzukai·
is USB-C the final evolution of ports or is there any possible design that could replace it in the future before we go fully wireless
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Wisdom Kaye@modsiwW·
What the solar system would look like in high fashion
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Twittter@_CanvasAndKeys·
Lovers of Local DJ @ raves who would miss Black Coffee. Today is Raveoween and Icessaskin @ Vault house. Come out there and show that support you all long for from event organizers.
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Twittter@_CanvasAndKeys·
On good days, I just know how to blink and summon sleep
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Ever since I left the city you
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Oreoluwa Bukola, CFA.
There is a skill that I want you to start practising and learning. It is the skill of learning to say a boatload of nothing. Yes! A boatload of nothing. You will get to some situations in life where people want to nail you to a cross. No matter the kind of stance you take, you are between the devil and the deep blue sea. So you have to learn how to say "nothing" in many words.
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