@piersmorgan I don't think you've got the cardio fitness, Piers, TBF. You'd gas out and after that I'd just be playing music on your chin like a boxing Beethoven.
Moving in and living with your partner is such a special time in your life. I just got called a “fucking useless stupid cunt” for forgetting to put the bin out last night. Beautiful 💕
Last night I went to McDonald’s and let Cameron go into KFC, I came out first and he was aw sheepish like come here I’ve just spent £29 in KFC. No even for the first time, the place scares him and he panic buys enough to feed 6. People next to us enjoyed their free chicken though
@bethmcdnld@_rachelllll I haven’t caught up I’ll be seething by then, currently watching Seline and Antony arguing, but that could be 1 of 40 episodes.
@_rachelllll@bethmcdnld Honestly awful, I’m still catching up just watched the first dinner, but the audacity of Andrew and his big swollen ears, thinks he’s a god.
Haven’t yet commented on the Molly Mae saga but I am baffled that pretty little thing is part of London Fashion Week I don’t think that’s how it’s supposed to work 🤨