GLOCKTSUGA TENSHO ☠️

Bro to Bro: Once we confirm you're alive, everything that almost killed you becomes fair game to make into a joke.

My son just yelled from his bedroom “mom what time was I born??” BOYYYY SHE A WITCH HANG UP THE PHONE NOW!!

Having leg and thigh tats but not one arm tat at least is crazy😭😭

He was down there beating the breaks off them niggas

Jeff Teague in the top five funniest motherfuckers alive

Me outside of my moms room at 9pm to tell her I need a poster board for tomorrow:

OOOBBBAAAAAAA

BAN-KAI Senbonzakura Kageyoshi

ppl w adhd do shit like procrastinate for 3 months straight & then in one 24-hr day knock out 3 months of tasks. you either know this life or you don’t lol.

Jesus seeing Judas on Sunday morning

Me to my wife when she asks me to take out the garbage and I do it immediately instead of sitting for another 5 minutes

Father Stretch My Hands 🤝 Braylon Mullins

my main problem is i always think i can get ready for work in 15 minutes when i have repeatedly proven that i can not

We use to approach women outside... NO TINDAH

CHUCK NORRIS NOOOOOOOOOO

Football.. NO GRASS

So this confirms that: -There was actual additional damage shown by the MRI. -The Ravens listened to the Cowboys, and one of the best doctors in the NFL. -The damage was so concerning that although the Cowboys were extremely devastated to not get Crosby, even they backed out.

NEED HUBERT DAVIS FIRED IMMEDIATELY

CLEARLY wasn’t a strike 😭

prime made me wanna roll out with the autobots 😭