Tim Dugan

@EBJunkies Doink into the quarters

Holy OCD!!

@espn broadcast of Caps/Rangers is like listening to the NYR home broadcast. Pitiful that you can’t get announcers that are unbiased.

@TheWarEnglish Send

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Yeah, therapy is great and all, but have you felt the inner peace after pairing up a big pile of socks without a straggler?

@Nationals your concession “mobile ordering” sucks!

@MichaelBerrySho Looks like somebody’s office.

@HeavenHill1935 Did, last night

Kick back, pour a glass, and relax this weekend.

@MichaelBerrySho @GoyaFoods @ptsdusa Goya also had one of the highest rated EVOO in an independent study. Goya figure.

Vote now for free coffee!

@Capitals @TJOshie77 @ArchDigest It’s beautiful, but I can’t imagine living with all that “white” with three little kiddos.

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Join Team Panera in the #SeeaPlateFillaPlate challenge to support Feeding America. We are very proud to serve our communities and help combat the COVID-19 hunger crisis. Donate at TogetherWithoutHunger.org #feedingamerica

I’ve been practicing Social Distancing for my 57 years. All this practice is finally paying off!

Activities with low risk of contracting COVID-19: -Running -Petting your dog -Cycling -Playing with your dog -Rewatching Breaking Bad -Looking at your dog -Puzzles -Reminding your dog that he/she is a "good dog" -Open-water swimming -Replying to this with a picture of your dog(s)

Hey @Capitals why haven’t you communicated with your season ticket holders. It’s ironic that we will he charged TOMORROW for next years tickets, but you have offered NO guidance on how the remainder of this years tickets will be handled @TedLeonsis @nhl

Worst national broadcast crew of any sport, ever: @NBCSN hockey @Edzo16 Emrick @BrianBoucher33 (Boosh the douche) and @pierremcguire09 Embarrassing in their skill and objectivity.

@peter_w_rooney @Chris_Roell Chris where are you posting your upcoming rides?

@BWWings Crappy wings and a crappy social media presence.

So last night was the roast of Buffalo Wild Wings, courtesy of the city of Houston. And honestly, we deserved it. Well done H-Town for coming to your team’s defense, and we're sorry about what we posted.

THAT’S how you punish a team that cheats.

@cjpearson There should be relegation like in European football. Tonight Warren and Biden get relegated. Now running for the local school board.

Dou you know what you are eating? From the graphic below two ingredients lists are for the Beyond Burger and the Impossible Burger and the third is for dog food. Which one is dog food? $BYND

This is awesome!