😈Emma Marie😈

To the glue factory immediately #umamusume #umamusumeprettyderby

@AbbyAZK Then the next game will be the hardest win in your life and it'll be "expected"

Had the easiest game of my life and got uphill battle. #ThankYouBlizzard

@Solyricon A pack of mints that would last me alone a week only lasted a day once people found out I had em. Entertained this for about a few months, "I'll buy my own soon promise" etc. I've stopped buying mints months ago and people STILL ask if I have any

A woman at my old job used to keep snacks in her desk for everyone. Headache? She had medicine. Missed lunch? She had granola bars. Bad day? Somehow she always noticed. People called her “the office mom” like it was cute. One week she stopped refilling the drawer. By Thursday people were hovering around her desk asking, “Wait, you don’t have anything?” She laughed and said, “No, I got tired of restocking it.” The weird part was how disappointed everyone looked. Not because of the snacks. Because they’d gotten so used to her quietly taking care of everyone that they forgot it was extra effort in the first place. After that, she kept snacks only for herself. And honestly? Good for her.

@NekoGirlz4U2 How it feels to be a woman who's tank and damage rank is 2 league's higher than the support

being a support main as a girl

@OWAnonymous_ Does anyone else think her model just doesn't have the same level of effort as the rest? Especially noticeable in her headshot on the hero select screens, she looks like a fortnite model

why does sierra have an infinite clip? why does it do so much damage? why does she have 250hp? why does she have 0 interesting lore besides her connection to another person? why does she feel like she was made in 5 minutes by a janitor

@OWAnonymous_ Paladins' payload maps were 1 control point in the centre, then the winning team of said control point push the payload to the other's spawn. Overwatch could benefit from some maps like that

Clash has potential to be a actual gamemode just why is every map a straight line and why does capping take that long

@Winstonplayer1 I always play a few games of tank before dps/support just to keep myself in check

All support player should have to queue 1000 games of tank vefore being allowed to pick their own hero. Half of their game should be w some apes forcing mizuki weaver moira or mercy

@snacks_fruity2 My favourite I've had was apparently I "sat too close to the table" during lessons

Nah this accurate kids will give u hard time for the most dumb shit

@troop_hater My favourite is when the dog is walking in the bike lane on the path but the owner won't pull it away when I'm on my bike in the bike lane then look mad I'm in fact, in the bike lane. Wouldn't care to much if it wasn't happening like 3 times a day

had to illustrate a situation I’ve been encountering a lot

@NxtDeterio Never ask the no porn allowed gf what types of books she likes to read

gf who hates porn because she thinks watching porn while in a relationship is cheating dating bf who hates porn because he does nofap and thinks retaining semen will improve his virility and boost his testosterone recreating every third straight couple from the first principles

@ferupity Bro looks like he doesn't give credit

Nigga looks like he’s about to sell me a single redstone for 5 emeralds

@lesbianbrig Homophobes playing overwatch be like

why is a homophobe like this guy even playing ow the game is very gay go take your hateful ass somewhere else we don’t want you here

@SadieLiath Do you have anything else to offer other than larping as a blue person and being a literal big bigot or

@IAlwaysEatCats Bro is speedeunning to final base 😭

@Arkose001 @BlizzardCS @skiesti_ Mercy players finally gonna experience the feeling of being tank that'll be ignored by 1 of its supports all game lul

SUPPORT STRIKE WE WONT STAND FOR THIS @BlizzardCS @skiesti_

@BibleBaggins46 Bro has clearly never stalled the ppt swap by o rotating

Birds will post this on their story then date a fella who rotates the square in Tetris

@throwpickz I refuse to believe there's enough lifeweaver players to justify this many skins

it's the same three characters every season alright 😭 you just dropped 5 new characters maybe give them something first idk

@MrNickKnowles Where are you getting these numbers from? They are well off, I finished my apprenticeship last year and non of these numbers are remotely close to what you actually get

Really worth considering before you go to university

@luxemiaa You're the parent that gets their child kicked out the friend group and bullied lol

This woman shared on Instagram: My daughter is 13 now and has started to ask to go places with her friends. Am I doing too much by not allowing her to go unless I’m there? 😩 I hate to be the strict mom.

@KeyTryer Theres a huge difference between just putting all the words through a translator And hand rewriting every line to ensure the original vision is still there and equally as funny as the original Especially on word based puns this is an nightmare

It occurs to me that gamers do not know what a fuckin pain in the ass localization is and how it's a big discussion early in every release, because it adds months of work.

@MinModulation I think he should make a printed out braille version too for the blind people he's excluding

Why doesn't Toby Fox add voice acting to his games...? It would massively help accessibility, considering so many of his fans can't read