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@AirCanada Fuck You 🖕🏾

BREAKING: Alberta’s independence push hit a milestone as organizers say they’ve surpassed the 177,000 signatures needed to trigger a referendum. If verified, Albertans could vote on independence on October 19, marking a historic moment in the province’s politics.

@ugly4real Too easy even. A bullet is way too fast

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🚨BREAKING: The 177,000 signature threshold has now been passed, officially clearing the requirement for an Alberta independence referendum on October 19th. This is a historic moment for Alberta and signature collection is still continuing.

If you are a Dev already building with Claude or Cursor, look into BMAD and how it supercharges your language model. You’re welcome 😉

@jk_rowling @BaconRolypoly Hoodies for all. And his answer is justified. Only person I’ve seen wear a scarf was my former boss - who was French!

@BaconRolypoly That’s what Neil says. ‘It keeps my neck warm.’ I said, ‘so wear a scarf,’ to which he replied indignantly, ‘I’m not FRENCH.’

I fear this might be my most controversial take ever, but I agreed to put it to a vote so here we are. Hoodies should only be worn by men young enough not to look silly carrying a skateboard.

Tubi has suddenly become my favourite streaming app. Best collection of old school classics

@IGN We are ready

The Wizarding World of Harry Potter has been brought to life once again.

If anyone ever questions how unpredictable Alberta weather is, just show them these two photos taken at the same time in the same city, just different areas.

You all are very young, but there was a time when we used to spend money buying ringtones, and now I’ve had my phone on silent for like five years.

@TMZ Lots to unpack here

A professional cornhole player who happens to be a quadruple amputee is facing murder charges over the shooting death of a man in Maryland. Details: tmz.me/HlFnrjU

Ngl I’m tired of the constant men vs women, single vs relationship, child vs the childless discourse as a whole. Like, just do what works for you and let other people do them, damn.

@SheunCrowther I’m trying to quit and you’re not helping 😫😫😫

Ok, so you know you can die of liver cirrhosis without drinking alcohol, right? Tell me why you are not drinking then.

@imela_elias 💯

You return to this app and see how nothing here matters in the real world.

i’m never giving up my seat on the bus ever again

Someone should buy LinkedIn and turn it off

This is a good time to watch A House of Dynamite again

86 died at the age of Chuck Norris

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