Ian Taylor 🇺🇦

*squints* is that.... New Order?

@batcountry1980 The tunes… the attitude… young Liam looked & sounded incredible & dressed brilliantly…

@_IanTaylor Magic

It’s Sunday morning, let’s not mess about here.

@BradfemlyWalsh Yet again - the other generations are arguing among themselves; us X’s are out the back listening to Ride working our way through a pack of Marlboro Lights.

Just turns on Radio 4 and some stupid young posh bint was saying that Boomers are the parents of Gen Z. Which is quite impressive, given that Gen Z are 14-29 and Boomers are 62-80. If only there had been some Generation after Boomers, hmm...

@BMGoldstein @tobyharnden @grok Almost as if “Grok” doesn’t actually fucking *know* anything at all…

@tobyharnden 3 hours later @grok answers No to direct question if WSO has been rescued.

The missing WSO from the shot-down USAF F-15E is now safe and back in American hands. An officer involved in monitoring the CSAR in southern Iran describing the aviator’s incredible tenacity: “He evaded up a 7k ridge. They’ve been schwackin’ dudes chasing him all day. Was nuts.” #iran #csar

@StreathamRovers @Danny_McMoomins Imagine if he was a keeper…. “Superb shot-stopping….”

Speaking as an Official Club Social Media Account admin Halifax have got solid gold here. What I wouldn't give for us to have a player with that name. You'd feel like the cat who got the cream when you presented the latest engagement statistics to the Club Committee. It's unfair.

@ClerkofOxford Dammit - I’ve done 3 loads of washing today 🙃

Good Friday, a special and powerful day in the calendar, has traditionally attracted potent superstitions. It's said to be very bad luck to do laundry today - but baking is a good idea, and you could maybe risk doing some work in the garden. (Dictionary of English Folklore)

@SalvadorDafti My nose hurts just watching this…

The Rolling Stones - Crazy Mama Deep into their Preston-entourage, cocaine-theatrics era with a Faces song that never was. It isn’t deep, nor meant to be; it’s good time rock ‘n’ roll. Sometimes that’s enough. 1976.

@BabakTaghvaee1 @BlickyIan Unable to gain any more altitude due to the sheer weight of the balls on the crew…

BREAKING: Watch the bravery of the U.S. Air Force MC-130J Commando II crew, now risking their lives by flying as low as possible over major cities in Kohgiluyeh and Boyer-Ahmad province, Iran, while searching for the crew of the downed F-15E Strike Eagle of the 494th Fighter Squadron. The MC-130J—designed for low-level, clandestine operations deep inside hostile territory—is operating in an extremely high-threat environment as it waits for a pair of HH-60W helicopters dispatched to locate the crew inside Iranian territory. You can see them flying low, scanning valleys and urban areas, fully exposed to Iranian air defense systems while searching for the downed crew. #OperationEpicFury #OperationLionsRoar

@Kama_Kamilia Nothing ever happens….. until it does.

Massively schizophrenic day we’re all having today

@teaforpterosaur “You know how the whole air travel experience is really unpleasant and uncomfortable? How about…. Hear me out… we make it worse?”

@supergutman @bartramsgob @STWuk Utterly disgusting individuals. Not even trying to hide it anymore.

Just so everyone knows what's going on in terms of hatred of Jews on the British left: John Rees, the co-founder of @STWuk who organise the pro-Palestinian marches in our cities, is saying that a Jewish person in public office who is member of a synagogue is unacceptable.

@Skullgrin140 @SketchesbyBoze It makes me sound like some mad conspiracist, but I remember when Tik Tok 1st appeared it was all just people filming themselves dancing…. So hours and hours of all manner of footage of human movement…. It was to train AI video generation

@SketchesbyBoze Tiktok is probably one of the most useless online platforms that has ever been made & we need to admit that upfront. It's never so much of a purpose and as a result it's reduced our attention span & caused a great deal of brain rot than we care to admit.

No one wants to hear this but brainrot did not begin with AI. Tiktok-style reels and the infinite scroll have ruined more readers and broken more brains than ChatGPT.

@Britpopmemories @RollingStones They look exceptionally cool on that cover! 👌🏻

Giving this obscure Rolling Stones compilation LP a spin. It used to be belong to my parents, it’s a strange mix of stuff and some kind of German import it seems. Pretty cool though.

@Ginger_Tucci Social media is so weird - I can’t imagine getting mad at a stranger’s dinner.

He’s got me. Another new internet friend. People are so angry about *checks notes* anyone enjoying things.

@Socket1Sophie @InchOrInfinity It’s reassuring that so many leading figures in the far right are irredeemably thick.

Oops! He’s forgotten to swap accounts again 😂

@BrianSpanner1 @BradfemlyWalsh

Dreadful scenes at the Face Eating Leopard Rally.

Muslim woman tells man with LGBT+ rainbow flag to leave Palestine protest He was marching with "Queers for Palestine" contingent She told him "You disgust us...You don't belong in our cause" Muslim homophobes don't belong in any progressive cause msn.com/en-gb/news/wor…

@TBrit90 5 of the remaining 10% is “grok is this true?”

Twitter is just 90% taking someone else's tweet and then posting it yourself isn't it, even when the source is on twitter and you could just retweet it.

@BrianSpanner1 Has a thing that never happens happened again?

We’re moving from anecdote to evidence.

@vickyinatutu @sigourneybeaver So many corporate April Fools jokes are them coming up with a REALLY good product that of course they’ll never make. Just make the damn thing! It’s good!

It’s a shame this is an April Fools cos you actually couldn’t take my money fast enough.