Your comprehension is shit...

“boys are just soooo much easier to raise!” oh really? then why are you all so fucking bad at it?

i like when girls proudly say that they want a daughter cause why is everyone so obsessed with having a son?

When asked for it, my advice to new parents is 100% don’t do this. When they’re out and on their own you will be lost. It’s important to NOT put yourself last and make time for yourself, don’t lose who you are.

My super strong parenting opinion is that while the kids are awake, you come last. No spending all of Saturday golfing. That’s family time. 6 am tee time only, maybe. Wanna go to the gym? Go after the kids go to bed, or wake up at 5. In a few short years, they’ll be out of the house and you’ll have all the time in the world for your own stuff. It’s okay to come last for a while.

🍫 Do you think the M&S speckled eggs are better than mini eggs? ( 💷£2.75)

yall give men wayyyyyyyy too much credit honestly lmao… swearing up & down the children won’t be okay unless there’s a dad in the house is hilarious 😭

Shout out to the solo lifters. No gym partner. No hype crew. No one watching. Just discipline, inner fire, and the work getting done. We got this.

I am never too good to act like i don't miss a woman bitch I'm dying without you

"You want to ride with me to run some errands, do a little shopping & get something to eat?" Women:

A parent and bus driver in Fayetteville NC got Into A fight because the student grabbed the bus driver butt and the bus driver“Put Her Hands On Him” the mother got upset and confronted the bus driver

I love when u can have a disagreement w someone n it just turns into a conversation instead of it becoming weird and personal

I saw a post from a dad that said he does a "family presentation night" once a month. Each kid picks a topic. Practices it. Presents it. His 8-year-old presented on dinosaurs. Eye contact. Q&A. The whole thing. My first reaction was that's extra. My second reaction was that kid is going to eat in job interviews.