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Excited to announce @caesar_data is open and available for everyone. You can create your free Caesar account at Caesar.org

THIS IS ACTUALLY CRAZY LIKE HE ATE THAT SO BAD OMFG😭???

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Whoa this is awesome. This SEO case study tested what would happen by producing purely AI content on 20 domains. Growth soared in the first two months and then completely collapsed by month 3:

ADHD is having a brain that functions like a freight train with no brakes: it takes three hours to get enough momentum to start moving, but once it’s at full speed, trying to switch tracks or stop for lunch feels like a catastrophic derailment of your entire soul.

@sleve_mcdichael OBSESSED!

after 2 years I couldn't get this coat out of my head so I made my own version. Not nearly as extravagant but more sentimental and it didn't cost $10k!

let’s call it a week guys, we did our best.

And one major problem with knowing too much or seeing things clearly is that you lose the ability to participate in certain illusions that make life easier for everyone else.

Your honor I told Claude not to make any mistakes

Myers-Briggs is business astrology

Millennials are the elite generation because they cranked out 12-page essays the night before they were due. No ChatGPT. No Claude. Just lo-fi beats playing in the background, Black coffee at midnight, footnotes that were somehow correct, and pure delusion. Grade was an A minus. Period.

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You know what’s about to explode? Analog. The real world. 90’s all over.

ADHD so bad my brain will start a new business venture instead of responding to an email

also idk who controlling the weather but they got this bitch on shuffle

vibe coders who don’t ship anything showing their agent orchestration setup

Students who took notes by hand scored ~28% higher on conceptual questions than laptop note-takers. Writing forces your brain to process and compress ideas instead of copying them.

every fucking time i walk outside it’s a different fucking season

ADHD people screenshotting and bookmarking everything because they're afraid of losing ideas, only to never look at them again because the archive is now its own overwhelming problem.