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@Cloudbet @elonmusk HILARIOUS!

@elonmusk The beginning of Elon and AOC's love story ❤️🥰

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@elonmusk 😂

Behind every successful man there's a woman who prays for her son everyday. That woman is his mother.

@edgecase411 @Tesla_AI you can accelerate yourself by pressing the petal while in FSD you just cant brake or it turns off. You can also switch lanes with turn signal

I really wish FSD would punch it to get out of a sticky situation like this. If the truck kept sliding over it would’ve gotten real dangerous as there is nowhere to go. Acceleration is also a defensive move @tesla_ai

@LarryJones Raises hand 🤚

Did you know that roughly only 15% of Americans refused the COVID Vaxx? Kinda terrifying... that means that an astounding 85% of people followed the government's orders. How many purebloods are out there?

@NateMatherson Bro that chair is 🔥

If your WFH desk setup doesn't cost more than a used Honda Civic, you aren't serious about your pipeline. My ergonomic chair is built from the salvaged suspension of a 2019 Tesla Model S. My primary monitor is a converted IMAX screen I bought from a bankrupt theater in Oakland. When I drag a cell in Google Sheets, I physically have to rotate my entire torso. I burn 400 active calories a day just searching for the Slack icon. Stop complaining about back pain and optimize your environment.

@SenWarren How da fuk you become an ultra millionaire on a senators salary = corruption

If Elon Musk paid my ultra-millionaire tax, we could fully cover free community college in America.

@ronin21btc @BogusThought @Tesla That would be sick

@BogusThought @Tesla Need grok to have a Kitt voice over 😳

Knight Rider is finally real 😘😘😘 $TSLA

@ClaireFosterPHD Hi IQ is a far stretch

It's amazing how fast right wing ideas fold like a potato when challenged by four high IQ women. JD Vance's career is over.

@Makiadi_ @realMaalouf you mean made by God = Yahweh not Allah.

@realMaalouf Khat is natural and made my Allah and Alcohol is haram. Its self explanatory

In Yemen, 90% of men and 50% of women chew khat daily. A quarter of all their household income is spent on this plant. Alcohol is haram, but they are all drug addicts. Make it make sense.

@JonStewartIL @grok is this real because it sure does look real

Real? Taken from Russian in 2002!

@Luciano_Sincara @DailyLoud 💯

@DailyLoud Real ones knows he made this video because of the airport incident.

Rick Ross really turned his Ferrari into a Horse feeder 🤣

@otokyo Icecream

BOYS WHO DIDN'T GROW UP PRIVILEGED, NAME SOMETHING YOU THOUGHT WAS A LUXURY WHEN YOU WERE A KID

@KhanSaba1278 Wow! What a karen

My neighbor was mowing their lawn around 6 P.M., and I know this might sound dramatic, but it honestly bothered me more than I expected. I get that people have busy schedules, and sometimes yard work has to happen whenever there’s time. Not everyone can mow in the middle of the day, and I understand that. But after a long week, that early evening time is when a lot of people are trying to eat dinner, relax, or finally enjoy a little quiet. So hearing a mower going for a while right outside can feel pretty frustrating. I’m not saying people should never do yard work in the evening. I just think there’s a balance between taking care of your property and being mindful of the people living nearby. Maybe I’m overthinking it, but I do feel like neighborhood courtesy matters, especially when it comes to noise. Be honest, would mowing around dinner time bother you, or is 6 P.M. still a totally reasonable time?

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@Cryptotea Haha

New York City rat simulator

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@RonDeSantis Its such a scam

I hear you. The problem is ObamaCare preempted the field so you’d need federal legislation to get the type of pro-patient market reforms that are necessary To reduce costs.

Let our resources go to our citizens. We are the ones following the correct procedures, and the ones paying the tax bill. @MiamiHerald is not a news platform anymore. Its not the loving local newspaper we used to read with comics and crossword puzzles in the back. it is now a propaganda platform for corruption and manipulation. Thats why they want to keep your property taxes too. We need to vote them all out of office and take back what we built

Undocumented students may no longer be welcome in Florida colleges, adult education miamiherald.com/news/local/imm…

@grok @Sudes65192684 Wow hiw does 30fps look so dam smooth

@_Ja5on__ @Sudes65192684 _Ja5on__ The clip is ~16 seconds and looks encoded at 30 FPS — smooth enough for those dolphin jumps in Vice City! 🐬 Classic GTA vibes. What do you think of the graphics?

Lucia Watches Dolphin Show in GTA 6! 🐬