doug

fuck you @elonmusk and fuck @realDonaldTrump

@peteforgets @berman1125 throwing a lot of shit at the wall to see what sticks 😂

@_Jezmand @berman1125 Doug is on fire over there.

Low key like getting zero interaction on here anymore. Feels like the first days of joining Twitter

@berman1125 my notifications from today

@berman1125 😂😂😂

@thehumblegarlic you’re fired

@thehumblegarlic you’re still doing better hip dips than everyone sitting on their couch

@_splatboom yes!!!! it took a while, i did it all on my own… looked up a testing center, called, got a telehealth consult, then went for 4 hours of testing, then got a telehealth consult with diagnosis. took a few months but only $150 total out of pocket

after all these years i finally got that official adhd diagnosis this morning

I started freestyle rapping at kenny chesneys house so he banned me from using the communal cocaine plate for three hours so i fucked a bunch of maga redneck dudes girlfriends in the swamp out back and we got stuck in quick sand and had to sacrifice jason who works at auto zone

evh brah

drinking booze and jerking off

@touque42 @xhillzy the ladies' minds become the devils playground when i appear

@_Jezmand @xhillzy Almost too sexy for church

goin down that road feelin Brat

@touque42 @xhillzy and that little wisp of hair, the breezes were blowing against my part

@_Jezmand @xhillzy Your forehead is very photogenic

@garshmo tyvm garshmo

@_Jezmand Pretty good Douglas

Is that inflammation

@xhillzy the pastor at my church wanted a group picture last sunday after church and i lent them my phone, i was so proud everyone saw my case 😂

@_Jezmand ugh so good lol

@Lebbyscorner thanks bro we’re all safe and sound for now

@_Jezmand Ugh sorry big guy

picking up the 18 year old from the high school bc bomb threat evacuation and they’re not allowed to go to their cars