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@_RachelHeather

an overly anxious millennial trying to adjust to the crazy times we are living in. learning, relearning & unlearning…. also, shut up if you’re stupid.

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Yeah.... his parents not getting him back 🥴
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Longest week of my life
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DivinePath_Sarah@divine_path02·
Incoming Good/New 48H: Aries♈️ Career/Work Taurus ♉️ Love Gemini ♊️ Money Cancer ♋️ Love Leo ♌️ Money Virgo ♍️ Good News Libra ♎️ Career/Work Scorpio ♏️ Good News Sagittarius♐️ Money Capricorn ♑️ Love Aquarius ♒️ Good News Pisces ♓️ Career/Work 🙌🏻 RT to Claim! & Follow Up
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Mark Segraves@SegravesNBC4·
DMV online photo enforcement payment portal shows car Vincent Orange Jr was driving has $18,384 in outstanding tickets for speeding, running stop signs and bad tags. @nbcwashington
Mark Segraves@SegravesNBC4

Vincent Orange, Former councilman & current mayoral candidate @OrangeVo40 is in court today representing his son, VO Jr who was arrested by federal task force on weapons charges including unregistered 9mm and a sword while driving unregistered car. @nbcwashington

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Z@70133x·
Mind you, this a normal age to get pregnant 😭 teen pregnancy scares did a number on our generation fr
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Billy Easley II
Billy Easley II@billyez2·
Something neither DC mayoral candidate has really wrestled with: how we're going to deal with MPD's unsustainable explosion in overtime budget. It burns out cops and it costs the District a ton of money. They've tried to hire more ccops for the last 5 years and it hasn't worked
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IAMNJERA@IAMNJERA·
As much flak as working women in rap still get for having kids, it’s quite refreshing to see a pregnancy be so embedded in an album rollout. Says a lot about how women feel more empowered today to embrace what society tells them they can’t have (a successful career + a family).
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tyris ✰@TYRISPRINT·
WAIT LATTO TOREEEEE
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delulu@welchmeyer·
guys we do NOT want USPS privatized… it’s a public service benefitting everyone
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NBC4 Washington@nbcwashington·
A farmers market at a D.C. high school is addressing the lack of fresh foods and grocery options east of the river. Here's how you can attend. nbc4dc.com/HCoCDPB
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Antifa_Ultras@ultras_antifaa·
Mark Ruffalo: ❝Tax the rich. They can handle it, trust me.❞
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Count Dankula@CountDankulaTV·
The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.
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