Stoner Dan

@Michell33650674 Let me tell you, I grew up in the south (against my will), and the moment I had the chance to get the hell out of there, I did. Never looked back, never regretted it either.

@RonFilipkowski But it did happen to you and know you're going to jail. 😂

This is funny because this is his response to every bad thing that happens in the world - hurricanes, earthquakes, tornadoes, famine, global inflation, pandemics, wars between other nations, pretty much everything. So now he just puts out a generic one to apply to everything.

@kylegriffin1 Because that's where trump spends most of his day. Sitting on the toilet making up lies about how he has the right to take whatever he wants to take.

Why were our nation's secrets next to a Mar-a-Lago toilet?

@RonFilipkowski Isn't pretending to be something you're not, illegal?

But most of MAGA thinks he’s a lawyer because he is always brought onto right-wing shows as “legal expert.” That doesn’t count?

@DeanObeidallah They have to come up with some kind of Biased based conspiracies since their man was busted for violating everycrime on the books.

GOP keeps saying we have a two tiered justice system because Trump charged and Hillary wasn't. Im sorry did I miss when Hillary REFUSED to return military secrets when asked by govt, SHARED them with people at her country club, LOST some + ASKED lawyers to LIE to govt?!

@patriottakes Even if he is in jail? That's called a spiteful vote and throwing your vote away.

Many MAGAs feel this way.

@TeaPainUSA Unfortunately, his base is dumber than he is. That is the reason they believe every lie he tells them.

To defend Trump, you have to be stupider than he is. That’s just not possible. rawstory.com/trump-lawyers-…

@RonFilipkowski Is she threatening the DOJ? That sounds like a threat to the DOJ to me.

Lake: “If you want to get to Trump, you’re going to have to go through me, and 75 million Americans just like me. And most of us are card carrying members of the NRA. That’s not a threat, that’s a public service announcement.”

@MikeSington He wants massive protest outside the courthouse so he can say, see, nobody believes I am guilty. It's a kangaroo court. No, donny, it's a real courthouse. You're guilty, and you are going to prison. Your little cult just better be ready.

@RonFilipkowski Hillary testified for 11 hours, and they found nothing.

He’s up to 42 posts today. This gem was 39.

@RonFilipkowski He is just trying to come up with ways to force people to pay him for a verification. If you want money, you will have to pay him too. Total scam.

He first started promising this about 6 months ago. It’s coming in with Trump’s health care plan. Also I see he added verified-only to it.

@RonFilipkowski Lol, Biden is not going to pardon Trump. Down another Bud Light, Geraldo. 😂

When Democrats lose, this is why.

@RonFilipkowski He is not the president. He is a criminal defendant.

Doubtful anyone from Congress will go. Maybe Gaetz. Maybe Marge. Although if Laura is there I’m pretty sure Marge will be afraid to show up.

Trump’s lawyers read the indictment and immediately quit.

@OccupyDemocrats Trump indicted. Calls for investigations into MTG and Matt Gaetz. What a glorious weekend this is turning out to be! 😁

BREAKING: Trumper Matt Gaetz is hit with devastating news as reporters reveal that the House Ethics Committee just reopened its investigation into the allegations that Gaetz “had a sexual relationship with a 17-year-old and paid her to travel with him.” But it gets worse for Gaetz… The committee will investigate whether Gaetz “engaged in sexual misconduct and/or illicit drug use, shared inappropriate images or videos on the House floor, misused state identification records, converted campaign funds to personal use, and/or accepted a bribe, improper gratuity, or impermissible gift, in violation of House Rules, laws, or other standards of conduct." The Ethics Committee hasn’t decided yet whether it will launch a special investigative subcommittee to escalate the investigation — but it says that, if it does, the committee will announce it to the public and make the results of the investigation public. The investigation into Gaetz’ child sex-trafficking had stalled — but this Congressional investigation might be EXACTLY what is needed to jumpstart it again. Please retweet and ❤️ if you’re thrilled that Congress just reopened its investigation into Matt Gaetz — and consider joining the growing exodus to Tribel, a new Twitter competitor that is exploding in popularity because Elon Musk banned Tribel’s Twitter account — but he forgot to ban this link to download the new Tribel app: tribel.app.link/okwPIHYCIqb

@RonFilipkowski This man throws so much slander towards DOJ and accuses them of everything just for doing their job and holding him accountable. It's time to arrest this man and get it over with!

The indicted co-conspirator. Another person’s life wrecked doing the bidding of the mob boss. When will they ever learn.

@RpsAgainstTrump Trump should automatically be removed as a candidate for president. No one under criminal investigation should be allowed to run for president.

NEW: Mitt Romney on Trump’s indictment- 
“Mr. Trump brought these charges upon himself by not only taking classified documents, but by refusing to simply return them when given numerous opportunities to do so.

These allegations are serious and if proven, would be consistent with his other actions offensive to the national interest, such as withholding defensive weapons from Ukraine for political reasons and failing to defend the Capitol from violent attack and insurrection.”

@mmpadellan I hope Hillary is laughing her ass off saying I told you fuckers but nobody listened. 🤷‍♂️

I like to imagine that Hillary Clinton found out about trump's indictment when Hunter Biden used his laptop to send her the news in an EMAIL. Wouldn't that be a perfect irony loop? 😂😂😂

@kylegriffin1 @MSNBC That's because the White House has nothing to do with trump's indictments. Just like Obama doesn't. Hillary doesn't. This is all trump and him breaking the law.

NBC News: The White House had no advance notice about Donald Trump's indictment and learned about it via media reports, according to a White House official. @MSNBC

@RonFilipkowski Hunter will never be arrested. Biden will never be arrested. You know who will? Trump. 😂

The needs of your constituents.