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Your family is given unto you as a covering. Your family is your glory.

@TobiOdukoyaFilm If you do 30mins, your dick will hurt. The lady would be dry.your hip would hurt too.

Every man on Twitter is claiming 1 hour sex. Are you people okay? Do you even know what it means to go for an hour straight? Anyway, all na mouth.

My guy was sending money from from FUTO. He was paying the rent rent while in school. This was Buhari's time o. Imagine now.

@UnkleAyo @officialEFCC @PoliceNG @FRSCNigeria @Lagosdsva Wetin road safety wan do?

.@officialEFCC @PoliceNG @FRSCNigeria @Lagosdsva I am officially reporting Oloye on grounds of harassment. I've tried to, sensibly, keep him away from my family - it isn't working. I am trying the legal route, now. If you don't step in - I will go spiritual. Regards.

So satisfying.

@tobyrozay @Molayoo_ Lol, so she didn't have records of Tinubu's achievements, it's the trolling that made her vote.

@Molayoo_ @Ehime01 Yall are funny. Imagine bullying someone to vote your candidate. How is that democracy?

“I voted for Tinubu because Nigerians annoyed me” -Bimbo Akintola.

@Kingcreatorr I'm tempted to say same thing but I know some people in real life that take him seriously Andi wonder why.

If you’re a VDM fan you have a very low IQ in my book .

If you’re due a life changing win, retweet this.

@neo_officialll Women hit children more than men. They hit children at every slight opportunity.

Men are generally more tolerant of women. Women only ever tolerate children. They do not tolerate adults. Not themselves and certainly not men. Men on the other hand can barely tolerate children.

Bola 🤣🤣🤣

@big_zehrry You don't know what $500mil is.

One plot of land in Eko Atlantic $500 million dollars If you buy 20 plots, how many remain ?

@kingberrykarter @dearshey Maybe the freezer stopped working at some point.

@dearshey Light is stable here ooo. Them never blink light once

Wait so soup wey dey freezer, dey spoil??? My wife go think say, na me choook hand put!!! 💔💔💔💔

@KALADIMA1972 The other one sat Dem tell her to submit to man, this one say we dey beg for her snap.

Everybody with Wetin dey do them

@khanofkhans11_ @rwtejah That's why I don't see anything wrong with people that prefer to have a nice time with prostitutes. Dating na work.

Dating scene is a wild cloak of prostituting. In sex work, you pay as you fuck. In dating scene, you have to chest billing, solve financial problems, be intentional with opening your pocket or you don’t deserve to fuck. You have to be with the outliers to enjoy dating. But women hate when you point it out.

@mukhtar_usman These are the idiots that ask for vehicle papers they cannot even interpret.

Look at the stark illiterate that we’ve in the police force. These are the people who are being given weapons to protect us. I’m not even sure he knows what civil rights are. His words shouldn’t be taken lightly and punished accordingly.

@ChuksEricE But Nigeria government need to cater to these guys seriously. Na God save this guy with all the gun injuries he's sustained. His left arm isn't functional as supposed to be.

“Oga Harrison Gwamnishu, you are from Delta State, I am from Edo State. I have been posting videos for a long time, and you didn’t notice them, but you saw this one because I said I would shøot anybody recording me. I didn’t mean it that way. People actually have the right to video police officers. I spoke out of anger, and I sincerely ask for everyone’s forgiveness.” – Suspected police officer reacts after his video went viral

@ChairmanHKN Lol. Same Osun?

Just talking shit, my uncle is one of, if not the best performing Governor in Nigeria. People like this don’t want Nigeria to move forward…

@Elkrosmediahub That dance at the end na mad people dance for TikTok🤣🤣🤣

Lmaoooooo! Love it!!!!

@The_BeatOven Where she see akara buy for lunch?

"Growing up, lunch was usually chin chin,suya and hot akara by the roadside, accompanied by laughter, and the whole street smelling like spice and smoke" Nothing more non Nigerian than afternoon suya WITH CHIN CHIN!!

@Morris_Monye @spiRiituaL and @Morris_Monye should defect to NDC sharp.

Open Apology Letter to the Obidient Movement My Dear Obidient Family, I come before you today with a heavy heart, deep humility, and no excuses. Some time ago, in a moment of frustration and immaturity, I wrote and released a resignation letter as Director of Mobilization. In that letter, I allowed deep frustration & personal emotions to cloud my judgment. I made statements that subtly and unnecessarily dragged Peter Obi, a man I still respect for his vision, integrity, and sacrifice for this nation. That was wrong. It was childish, and beneath the standard I should have upheld, especially as someone who once held a leadership position in this movement. I take full responsibility. No one forced me to write it. No one edited it. It came from me, and it was a mistake. I deleted the letter afterwards, but I know deletion does not erase the damage, the disappointment, or the loss of trust many of you felt. I understand why some of you no longer respect me the way you once did. You had every right to feel let down. To Peter Obi himself (fondly called PO): Sir, I am sincerely sorry. My words were not a true reflection of the values of sacrifice, accountability, and constructive criticism that you preach. I failed in that moment. To every single Obidient, the ones who stayed grinding, the ones who defended the vision even when it was tough, the ones who felt betrayed by my actions, I am deeply sorry. You are the real heroes of this movement. Many of you are young people full of hope and fire for a better Nigeria. You didn’t deserve to see internal cracks turned into public drama. I let you down. I am not writing this because I want something or a position in the movement as I’m enjoying private life. I am writing it because it is the right thing to do. Leadership is not only about when the road is sweet and smooth; it is also about owning up when you mess up. I own this fully. I am committed to rebuilding trust through consistent actions, not just words. But I also know trust is not demanded, it is earned back slowly, if at all. Thank you for reading this. Whether you accept my apology or not, I respect your feelings and your right to hold me accountable. The love I have for a better Nigeria has not changed. You all know me. My respect for the Obidient spirit remains. I am sorry truly. With humility and hope for forgiveness, Your brother in this struggle, Morris Monye. Oya come let’s hug. 😊

@Hon_Tallmoney @Morris_Monye Sha dey go.

@Morris_Monye So if Kenneth Okonkwo apologizes tomorrow.. obidients will forget and allow him back into the movement Many are not even seeing the 2 faced person Morris actually is.. If Obi had gone down after 2023, morris won’t be here apologizing As for me, morris can’t be trusted