Sheriff

@THR Need to see a guy next year with pants that hang off the tip

@therandomsec Are you a hog fan or do i just only get your hog tweets

Arkansas does not lose when Dietz is pitching. Rinse and repeat, every game 1, insane.

14 years ago today, the Seahawks drafted Russell Wilson with the 75th pick in the NFL Draft 🗣️ He beat out Matt Flynn to become QB1 in his rookie year & then led the Seahawks to a Super Bowl in his 2nd year 😤

@KayserHoops @JohnNaborsShow @BarstoolUA @ArRecruitingGuy @ARHoopScoop @pinto479 @CurtWilkerson_ @NWAHutch @AMFKristensen @MikeIrwinPTN @BenBrandonHoops How are they all going to be 1 🤔

Arkansas and John Calipari have a LOADED 2026 class 😳 -Jordan Smith Jr. (ESPN Five-Star) -Miikka Muurinen (ESPN Five-Star) -JJ Andrews (ESPN Five-Star) -Abdou Toure (ESPN Four-Star) Impressive four-man class for the Razorbacks.

@grantcohn @TylerIAm

I asked John Lynch and Kyle Shanahan why they reach so much in the Draft every year.

It is week 13 of the 2026 NFL season. Jacoby has led us to a 2-9 record, the leagues worst. While trailing 10-17, Jacoby suffers a hand injury and we give the keys to Beck. Beck has a miraculous 4th quarter leading an upset over the Los Angeles Rams 27-20. Beck is then named the starter for the rest of the season. Over the last 4 games, Beck goes 3-1 with 7TDs and just 3 INTs. The Arizona Cardinals finish the season 6-11. They have the 10th pick in the NFL draft and elect to draft a defensive player, confident they have the QB of the future. Going into 2027 everyone is very upbeat, Beck apology posts are plastered over Cardinals twitter. For the first time in YEARS, the valley has something to look forward to. Fast forward to the end of 2027 Carson Beck is actually still ass and just had a Mickey Mouse 4.5 games and we still don’t have a QB and MHJ and McBride request a trade and we fire Monti and start an entire new rebuild

@SleeperNFL @grantcohn

.@grantcohn to 49ers GM John Lynch: “John, your draft board seems to deviate quite a bit from the consensus… Why are you confident with that given your track record drafting the last few years? It seems like it leads to you making… reaches…” 😭😭😭

@SleeperBroncos Son 😭😭😭😭

Former Denver Broncos QB Russell Wilson is now playing for the Savanah Bananas 🍌

Cade Klubnik will offically be a niché trivia answer one day

@HaydenWinks Had to feast on all that retroactive engagement first

Dianna Russini just deleted her account.

@MikeGarafolo @RapSheet Everybody knows Saturdays are for the family. As for workdays they can’t get fucked for all he cares

Mike Vrabel telling reporters he needs to step away from team business on Saturday because his family needs him. As for communication with the #Patriots while he’s away: “Whatever they need, I’m going to provide.”

@RapSheet @nflnetwork YO IAN FOCUS UP

From NFL Draft Kickoff on @NFLNetwork: The #Raiders, QB Fernando Mendoza and what to expect early on...

NFL commissioner Roger Goodell said on a pre-draft interview with ESPN that the Mike Vrabel situation did not fall under the league’s personal conduct policy, and that it was a team matter.

@MLB There’s just no way they got to bulbasaur from “blue alligator”

@MLB Ben Rice and MLB marketing team need to learn ball oh my god

Who’s that Pokémon⁉️

@AndySlater These breaks only happen to the worst people you know

SLATER SCOOP: Falcons' James Pearce Jr. will have all of his charges dismissed if he completes a program offered to him by the state of Florida, I've learned. While details are still being worked out, Pearce Jr. would have to attend therapy sessions and stay out of trouble over a six-month period. His attorney, Yale Sanford, tells me the victim, Rickea Jackson, and the police officers in this case spoke to the state attorney's office and agreed to this as well.

@MLBReplays_ @NBAReplays_ HOLY crowd pop

2006 ALCS game 4. Magglio Ordonez’s homers to tie and win in the 9th.

Tomorrow a GM will reach for the phone, and somewhere a fanbase will audibly groan. A trade will get made. A pick will get booed. A analyst will say “this guy’s gonna be good.” Your mock will be wrong. Your board will be worse. Someone’s uncle will text you in all caps, reversed. So sleep if you can. Set the alarm. Grab a drink. Tomorrow we all get dumber than we think.

@PEARatings They’re gonna be in our regional

hello Kansas