Laura

Fiona giggling her tits off every time she murders someone feels totally different now she’s shown her true colours #TheTraitorsUK

Imagine having such a big head that you can’t believe someone would share information with their friend over you! #TheTraitorsUK

I think Fiona is wildly egotistical and quite unpleasant. She puts on a good front though! #TheTraitorsUK

I can’t believe Reece is in the hot seat and he still can’t remember the tea from last night! #TheTraitors

I bet Amanda used to falsify evidence #TheTraitors

Reece has got to be thick! Why hasn’t he raised that he was with Stephen and Rachel at the tree and they asked him to leave? 🤯 #TraitorsUK

I’ve just finished episode 8 of #SellingSunset and if I don’t see a public apology for Chelsea, I’m boycotting the next season. My girl sent some flowers and Mary is crying “personal attack”? Be serious!

Andrada is so real for dragging Dejon about his camera remark #LoveIsland

@yagalEish @_watchsunrise I was a deputy headteacher until I recently moved into advisory work for literacy and early language development. I know the factors that play a part, which is why I work to close the attainment gap in the EIA and PIEA. I understand perfectly, and I stand by what I said.

@__lauraeb @_watchsunrise a lot of you don’t understand the way schools work. The top performing schools in the UK are all in rich areas, most of them Independent or private schools. Things like funding, management, disposable income for tuition, and crime rates in the area etc. all play a part.

Meg can’t challenge Dejon cause she actually doesn’t have the vocabulary. And just when she’s about to make a point, Dejon shuts it down #LoveIsland #LoveIslandUK

@yagalEish @_watchsunrise I think it’s valid, and not necessarily a criticism of Meg. It highlights the importance of communication skills in all areas of life. She can’t make sense of how she’s feeling, or demand the respect she deserves because she doesn’t have the words.

@_watchsunrise Don’t particularly like Meg but the way people are speaking about how she speaks is giving classism. Not everybody is given the same education or goes to good schools, let’s be mindful of that. But yeaa the way Dejon spoke to her was disgusting, dismissive and rude

@Uber_Support @mtpennycook 🚨STAGGERING: In a mind blowing phone call @uber just admitted to me that they have no idea who is delivering their food… They admitted: drivers can appoint a substitute driver; but there is no way of Uber knowing who that substitute is, or if they passed checks. Dangerous!

you are absolutely right. she's been cripwalking and going to an IMMACULATE home to a 6'5" tech billionaire, active father, philanthropist, feminist, and women's maternal health advocate who makes their children custom drawn fucking pancakes every weekend (I'm not kidding, look it up) and buys his daughters entire sports teams while investing in women's sports worldwide. you bitches are absolutely INSANE to try and downplay her life and blessings in any kind of way, because you're supporting a rapper that doesn't even know your name. BUT YOU SHOULD BE MAD. And anybody who fumbled 23-time Grand Slam champion Serena Williams before Alexis Ohanian got to her, should be absolutely sick about it. I am cackling at the audacity of nameless and faceless men trying to lessen her life. TUH. 😭

Every time I watch #LoveIslandAllStars I’m reminded of how fake men are because what is this?

Catching up on #LoveIslandAllStars and they need to give Omar the £50k for not spinning Grace’s jaw when she told him to shut up 😡

I wonder if *being* Ekin Su is as exhausting as *watching* Ekin Su #LoveIslandAllStars

SAMMY IS BACK!! #loveisland #LoveIslandAllStars

Ekin is so busy fabricating issues for airtime that she can’t even remember to keep a straight face 😂 #LoveIslandAllStars

Couldn’t Sammy have chatted to Elma on TOWIE if he was interested? #LoveIslandAllStars

If Ekin had to choose between oxygen and airtime, she would suffocate 🙄 #LoveIslandAllStars

Catching up on last night’s #LoveIslandAllStars and I’m going to have to start watching in real time again… flipping hell!