Alexis ♡

life is kicking my ass right now ngl

Wemby is either going to the Finals or jail. Spurs in 7.

Pitchers errors not counting towards their ERAs is so sick. If I was a pitcher any close play I’d throw the ball into the stands

took a lot of anger to become this calm

i cannot be an mlb pitcher cuz if i pitched really well but we still lost i'd threaten suicide in the dugout

Cold ass challenge by Judge lmfao

some of y'all never look at the sky and go "woahhhhhhhhhh" and it shows

BIGGEST DICK ENERGY OF ALL TIME

it's such small brain energy to ask me which team i'm rooting for.......i'm rooting for the game of basketball. i'm rooting for beauty and drama and for wemby to elbow sga in the neck

Everybody gangsta til da 8 foot niggas start pullin from 40

My problem is, soon as the games start.. I want home runs to start flying every where 😂😂😂😂

That’s why I fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker

One of my favorite human traits is when someone sees the moon and immediately feels the need to tell someone else to go look at it.

One thing about butterflies they do not fly in your house that’s a bug with class

The only pandemic we’re facing is how retarded everyone is.

If aaron judge was playing as bad as ohtani rn ya woulda had his batting avg on cereal boxes promoting that shit

McMahon 2-run homer off of deGrom, just like we all predicted

That 7-21 June gonna hit like a shotgun to the chest

I think the elephant adds a nice touch to the room

i kinda have an eating disorder but like in a chill way

god forbid a girl is whimsical but also full of rage