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@jamalfarida41 @Its_MotorNex my day got ruined, so I'll ruin yours as well

I ONCE TASTED POOP, and I don’t think I’ll ever do it again, honestly. There was a time I gently asked my boyfriend if we could try anal. I knew it might be a bit tricky, so I made sure we used plenty of lube to make it more comfortable for him. I was very gentle and careful, but when I tried to insert the vibrator, he reacted strongly to the pain and couldn’t handle it, so he asked me to stop. The vibrator got stuck, and when I tried to pull it out, I pulled too hard and some POOP ended up on my face. It was quite watery, and I ended up tasting it 🤢it was strange, though not as bad as I expected.

"Thank you people of India"

Randy Orton ~ very evil

40-50 lakh ke budget mein car leni hai. Koi suggestion de sakta hai ki itne paise kahan se laun?

@RipleyRelevancy Uninstall. RIGHT. NOW.!

Krde expire bsdk nhi khana tera pizza madarchod @dominos

to do list: bite the hand that feeds me put all my eggs in one basket kill two birds with one stone let the cat out of the bag think inside the box burn bridges walk on thin ice play with fire

as a jew i feel very comfortable saying that i have absolutely no sympathy for isreal. free palestine

og this. og that. what about my og love

ye indians kyu itni chinta kar rahe hai mexico ki.. rey mysterio ke elava hum jaante kisko hai udhar

@Delhiite_ Very poor choice of words

A father remarried his widowed daughter (22), so the community banned his entire family for 10 years and fined them ₹25,000. 📍Balaghat, MP - Victim Family complained to the Collector & they called it illegal, promising action against the guilty. 👉 PS: Remarrying your widowed daughter is not a crime... keeping her suffering forever is. Some "social rules" deserve to be broken, not followed.

A man finds out his wife is cheating on him... So he walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why are you looking so blue?" The man replies, "I just found out my wife is cheating on me. I've decided I'm going to drink myself to death. I'll have some whiskey, please." The bartender looks shocked and says, "I'm sorry, but I can't help you kill yourself." The man asks, "Well, what would you do in my situation?" The bartender thinks for a bit and says, "If I found out a guy was sleeping with my wife, I wouldn't sit around feeling sorry for myself, I'd kill the guy." The man jumps up from his stool and shouts, "That's a great idea! Thanks!" and runs out of the bar. A couple hours goes by and the bartender is starting to get nervous. Suddenly, the man walks back into the bar with a big smile on his face. "Did you kill the guy?" The bartender asks nervously. "Nope! I slept with your wife. Whiskey, please."

WWE Champions in the Last 2 Years...

Got bloody arrested last night for beating up a Muslim lad at a party. He started counting backwards from 10 and I just lost it… Completely forgot I was at a New Year’s Eve party

I’ve summarized all the most important findings in the Epstein files release in this thread. Buckle up (1/776)

@bikash1376 Dont forget to zip up

> Born in Jammu, Kashmiri Pandit roots > Family moved to Hyderabad due to Kashmir insurgency > Got bullied during school, treated as an outsider > Couldn't crack JEE > Settled for Printing Engineering at PVG Pune > 2019: Co-winner of Comicstaan Season 2 > 2020: Pandemic hit, live shows dead > Met Balraj (Habitat) early on, still inseparable > The Pivot: Started streaming Chess with comedians > Created "Comedians on Board" (COB) from scratch > Brought Vishy Anand, Vidit & Magnus to the masses > Single-handedly revived Chess culture in India > 2024: Launched "India's Got Latent" > Launched IGL App, topped App Store/Play Store instantly > Faced massive backlash, FIRs filed against him for jokes > Unfazed, still selling out shows around the world > 7M+ Subscribers, "Supreme Leader" of YouTube > Bootstrapped, profitable, and unfiltered > He didn't just tell jokes. He built a cult that plays by his rules. India is not ready for Samay Raina. ♟️

@stats_feed Since when hummus is israeli ?? They stealing dishes now 🤨

The most famous foods around the world: 🇮🇹 Pizza 🍕 🇹🇷 Doner Kebab 🥙 🇺🇸 Hamburger 🍔 🇪🇬 Falafel 🧆 🇬🇷 Gyro 🥙 🇮🇱 Hummus 🇷🇺 Caviar 🇨🇳 Pecking duck 🇨🇳 Dim Sum 🇮🇹 Spaghetti 🍝 🇮🇹 Lasagne 🇮🇳 Biryani rice 🍚 🇮🇳 Thali 🇮🇳 Chicken Tandorri 🇪🇸 Paella 🥘 🇫🇷 Escargots De Bourgogne 🇫🇷 Garlic Soup 🍲 🇲🇽 Mole 🇲🇽 Burrito 🌯 🇲🇽 Tacos 🌮 🇯🇵 Sushi 🍣 🇯🇵 Sashimi 🇯🇵 Ramen Soup 🇻🇳 Pho 🍜 🇻🇳 Spring Rolls 🇹🇭 Pad Thai 🇱🇦 Green Papaya Salad 🥗 🇲🇲 Green Tea Salad 🥗 🇮🇱 Shakshuka 🇪🇬 Kosheri 🇩🇿 Couscous 🇲🇦 Tagine 🇪🇹 Injera 🇦🇷 Asados 🇵🇪 Ceviche 🇭🇺 Goulash 🇹🇷 Moussaka 🇦🇹 Wiener Schnitzel 🇩🇪 Bratwurst 🌭 🇧🇪 Moules Frites 🇬🇧 Yorkshire Pudding 🇬🇧 Stilton Cheese 🧀 🇨🇭 Cheese Fondue 🫕 🇨🇦 Poutine 🇧🇦 Ćevapćići 🇲🇰 Graveče Na Tavče 🇵🇹 Bacalahu 🇧🇷 Feijoda 🇰🇷 Kimchi 🇵🇭 Chicken Adobo 🇨🇿 Knedliky 🇵🇱 Pierogi 🇮🇩 Satay 🇺🇦 Borscht 🇬🇪 Khachapuri According to World Travel Connector

@ShivamHere_56 Where can i donate ?

my plate is free from tears, cruelty and guilt

@Learner73A Just let her live ffs ? 🤷‍♂️ yall weird asf