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BREAKING: Due to many underage girls testing positive for pregnancy at multiple ICE detention facilities, ICE plans to relocate all underage female detainees to an undisclosed island for 'safeguarding'.

You were not stupid for initially supporting Trump. He said no more wars or foreign meddling. He changed, you didn’t.

BREAKING: New York City reports the lowest levels of shootings, shooting victims, and murders ever recorded for the first two months of a year. Major crime is down nearly 8% citywide, burglary hit a record low, and retail theft dropped 25%

The Lobster believes that tomorrow will be better than today.

🚨 North Korean leader Kim Jong Un declares: “Israel is not a country — it is a terror project backed by Washington.”