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@cremieuxrecueil Her absence is like the sky, spread over everything. -- C.S. Lewis

@AaronBergman18 A printer must have been insane in Flatland

Having a printer is crazy. You can print whatever u want, nobody can stop you

@StatisticUrban When plucky & agentic people from certain countries leave their home for the US, the mean IQ of both countries goes down. We'd be doing their country and ours a favor by not allowing it

Big difference between the EU and US: the admits very few legal refugees. And most American refugees are from Eastern Europe or Asia. This stands in stark contrast to many European nations, who have admitted large numbers of Middle Eastern and African refugees.

@stevehou Gulf of Equatorial Guinea

That's totally not where I pictured it to be. Also, shouldn't it be the "Gulf of Nigeria"? Guinea isn't even in the gulf.

❗️From a refugee camp in Sudan, a man gathers displaced children beneath a worn tent to tell them the story of Palestine, a story of a people forced from their homes, just like them. He reminds them that only the children of Sudan can truly understand the children of Gaza, as both have endured hunger, loss, and displacement. Just as others have united against them,we too must unite to stand with them. Source: abdullah.isa1 (IG)

@sofianeflarbi Afghan porn

i am now the proud owner of sick.af what should i do with it

@FeralPHunter angry-goose.png What are they venting, WHAT ARE THEY VENTING

people who say this want you to be cold stay warm, keep your vent stiched 😌

@MarysRoommate @JomgThe @Breaking911 No, it's the bike. If you watch the video they talk about whatever speed tracking thing they've got

@JomgThe @Breaking911 I think that's the speed of the helicopter, not the speed of the motorcycle

BREAKING VIDEO: Police chase suspect on motorcycle airlifted to hospital after being struck by vehicle near Rancho Cucamonga, Calf. The suspect was wanted in connection with the shooting of a San Bernardino County Sheriff's deputy.

@daveweigel One bit of advice I might offer her is to, if she can, mention that she's a member of 2SLGBTQIA+ BIPOC community

Turns out you can do a career-ending interview even after your career is over.

@heyricharnold Maps.me also only reveals street names on a need to know basis

Sir, please…the name of the street. I can’t zoom in anymore…

@LemmySmackett @SolaceCinema Classic Patracia

INT. THE COURTROOM — DAY THE JUDGE Patricia Bateman. Before I read your sentence, do you have anything to say to the court? Her lawyer vigorously shakes his head. PATRACIA BATEMAN (standing) I do, your Honor. Her lawyer sighs. THE JUDGE Proceed. PATRACIA BATEMAN Sure. Maybe I did it. Maybe I killed, castrated, and dismembered those 20 high-power Manhattan businessmen, every time, in that exact order. Her lawyer groans. PATRACIA BATEMAN Maybe I ate their boardroom-bred balls with a béarnaise glaze. Her lawyer groans louder. PATRICIA BATEMAN (smirking) Hell, maybe I even liked it. HER LAWYER (hiss-whispering) Shut. Up. PATRACIA BATEMAN (impassioned and undeterred) Maybe that does make me an American Psycho, as the prosecution claims. Or maybe, just maybe, the PATRIARCHY was the real American psycho, all along! The all-female gallery erupts into cheers. THE JUDGE (banging his gavel) Order! Order in the court! PATRICIA BATEMAN Maybe in this sad shit heap we call a country, the real psychos are— THE JUDGE (cutting her off) Ms. Bateman, that's quite enough. PATRACIA BATEMAN But I— THE JUDGE You're getting the chair. PATRACIA BATEMAN But— HER LAWYER (slapping the table and tossing his head back) Thank GOD!

Margot Robbie is rumored to play the lead in Luca Guadagnino’s “gender-swapped” ‘AMERICAN PSYCHO’ remake. (Source: thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/3…)

@dilanesper Can you imagine being the Dem leader who announces that you're not going to do them anymore? The wailing and screeching and under-bus-throwing accusations would immediately derail your agenda

i agree this is telling. it won't lose the election for Dems, but it correlates with habits that will and shows that liberals are still deathly afraid of false accusations of racism and Groups are ready to make them.

@StatisticUrban They should study whether 5'11" dudes are more generally dishonest due to a lifetime of lying

Objectively one of the funnier graphs out there. Measured vs. reported male height.

@Cayden_Cline Crotch goblin is pure Reddit anti-kids cringe

two phrases that always make me cringe are “crotch goblin” and calling the heel of a loaf of bread “the slut”

@KarachiQuagmire Unless you're James Taylor, saying just Carolina refers to UNC-CH

@KarachiQuagmire That's.... not true

Nobody from North Carolina calls it North Carolina they just say Carolina. Hmph.

@josh_avraham @OmarFatehMN More expensive because they're fancy jumbo eggs and the farmers make more money by not selling them

@OmarFatehMN Does producing more eggs make eggs more or less expensive

Jacob Frey's only solution to the affordable housing crisis is to build more, but under his leadership we've only seen rent and property taxes go up. When I’m elected, yes we will build more housing AND we'll use every tool in the toolbox to address housing needs in Minneapolis.

@ded_ruckus The map is correct but the labels were wrong

where the fuck do they think D-Topia is getting its light rail trains from without any ore mining or chemical refining (or its anything else)

@TetraspaceWest Bite their hair

one day blinding stew

@IsaacKing314 @haveibeenpwned They don't know I'm all up in the black squares

Some websites still require 4-digit PINs, which 1password will helpfully flag as insecure. But how insecure? I downloaded the entire @haveibeenpwned database and checked the breach frequency of each PIN. I can now definitively say that the safest pin is 0639. For maximum security, use that one for everything.

@lesmothian @memeticsisyphus Yeah. In communist Poland a piece of citrus was a once a year treat

@memeticsisyphus Even if it were true, capitalism has made lemons, sugar, and water so cheap and abundant that you can go make gallons of your own lemonade for pennies. It is in fact so unconstrained by price that children make and sell it on the sidewalk for fun