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Captain Swish

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somewhere between unhinged and enlightened || ☦️

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Captain Swish
Captain Swish@_captainswish·
Glory to Jesus Christ - I have created a how-to video for this little booklet so that ANYONE can make one at home, plus an updated template (attached) that will work for any location!! youtu.be/y_tXFQ2TyXU?si… Thanks to the great ideas of @0620anthusa and @antisubver84411 as well as the encouragement from all of you to produce a how-to video and the updated template. Download the template below, fill out the helpful information either by hand or digitally, and follow the video instructions to get folding!
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Captain Swish
Captain Swish@_captainswish·
Captain Swish@_captainswish

Glory to Jesus Christ - I have created a how-to video for this little booklet so that ANYONE can make one at home, plus an updated template (attached) that will work for any location!! youtu.be/y_tXFQ2TyXU?si… Thanks to the great ideas of @0620anthusa and @antisubver84411 as well as the encouragement from all of you to produce a how-to video and the updated template. Download the template below, fill out the helpful information either by hand or digitally, and follow the video instructions to get folding!

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Jonathan Britton
Jonathan Britton@jbrittonx·
@_captainswish @0620anthusa Hey cap, can I steal this pamphlet? I want to change the numbers to local orgs and hand it around my town. I recently read the Prayer rope pamphlet that is attributed to an anonymous Athonite monk and I really appreciated it. This is cut from a similar cloth (pardon the pun haha)
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Captain Swish
Captain Swish@_captainswish·
Made a video showing how I cut and arranged these! Excuse the Costco boxes in the background lol
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In the middle of my walk, silently reciting the Jesus prayer with my prayer rope, I was approached by three Mormon missionaries. They greeted me with big, but tired smiles, and after greeting me they quickly asked what my relationship with Jesus Christ was like. I told them I’m working it out. They asked me how? I said with fear and trembling. They didn’t really know what to say for a bit, but began reciting the script they’d been trained on to invite me to their service tomorrow. I kindly thanked them for the offer, especially for breaking through the barrier of ‘stranger’ to invite me to what they perceived as the start of my salvation, but having recently gone to confession at this evenings vespers, I told them I could not, because tomorrow I would be in communion with my lord and savior Jesus Christ - an appointment that’s kinda hard to miss. The interesting part is this: at vespers this afternoon, I also approached my priest about a small booklet I made, created from a single sheet of printer paper bisected into 8 pieces. I had planned to make these books and hand them out, along with sandwiches, to the homeless in DC. After vespers, I realized I didn’t have a stapler, so I decided to grab my prayer rope and walk to staples to buy one, and then go on a walk in silent prayer after. I brought six booklets with me because I was so excited to staple them. I met those three missionaries right after stapling those books together in the staples parking lot, on my way to the trail. After our conversation, I asked if they’d be interested in a few of these booklets/ and they all said yes and graciously accepted them. Glory to Jesus Christ. Do I think these booklets will make them convert to orthodoxy? Goodness no. That’s not even what they’re for. Heres what I do hope: that for at least one of them, the Lord will count our interaction at least as the smallest in a series of events that will bring them to the Church - whether that’s tomorrow or 20 years from now. In any event, I found the series of events to be more convenient than a common, everyday coincidence. Note: sorry, the pamphlet is not in order. It’s Christ as the cover, Helpful Information next, then the two verses, then orthodox prayers, then the Jesus prayer, then the explanation of the sign of the cross, then the funny drawing of the sign of the cross that I found online, then the theotokos facing outwards as the back of the booklet - so that if you fold it backwards, it becomes like a little diptych.

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Captain Swish
Captain Swish@_captainswish·
@jbrittonx @0620anthusa Ahaha nice one 🤣 and yes brother feel free, the lasted one that I posted and pinned to my profile has the info section blank for you to fill out with your local info!
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Hugo
Hugo@CrowThatCanRead·
@_captainswish @UOJ_America I purchased one last month and have only just gotten to it. Its so well put together.
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Captain Swish
Captain Swish@_captainswish·
I am so excited to read this, thanks to @UOJ_America for the recommendation
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HadesUndead
HadesUndead@HadesUndead·
Can Jay cover the 9 hour long prot slop video against Orthodoxy? I don’t want to watch it alone. Joking aside, these goobers will spend 9 hours begging their audience to not become orthodox, but wont ever agree to a debate.
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Captain Swish
Captain Swish@_captainswish·
@InspiringPhilos Yo IP! Where are you up to here brother? Let me know if you’re doing any events or anything, would be glad to swing by! I’m local!
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Captain Swish
Captain Swish@_captainswish·
Genuine question, can you name any influencer whose “entire MO” is BTFOing prots? You used the word entire, so I was wondering if you really meant that or if you mean like “most of your content”. And if you mean “most”, does that mean most over their entire career as an influencer, or “most” in the past few months, when discussions with Protestants has become popular?
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Cynic in the Desert
Cynic in the Desert@desertcynic·
If your entire M.O. as an Orthodox "influencer" is BTFOing Prots for years & years, then either: 1. You're new to the church and still "deconstructing" your former confession. 2. You're a grifter 3. You have a woefully shallow understanding of the Orthodox faith. Maybe all 3.
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Captain Swish
Captain Swish@_captainswish·
Maliq, the Bible as a whole is not the “direct word of God” as you’ve understood the Quran to be. The Bible is a compilation of the lives of His prophets, who record His words, and some books which are written by inspiration of the Holy Spirit. But you have an issue here - just because the Quran claims to be the word of God, and is written in a way that makes it sound as if God is speaking in first person (and using plural pronouns…) does not mean it is the word of God. The greater proof is, and always has been, prophecy. You can say what you want about people between God and the message, whatever - it’s pointless because according to your current religion (😉) God has always chosen to reveal information through a prophet and not directly from Himself. But the chain of prophecy traced through the Bible, ultimately being fulfilled in Jesus Christ, is the fingerprint of God - the truly undeniable mark that God Himself influenced these books. Jump on an X Space sometime with me brother, we’ll chat.
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Maliq
Maliq@MasterMaliq·
One of the reasons I struggle to accept the Bible as the direct word of God is simple: Most of it is not God speaking. It is Matthew saying Jesus said. It is Mark saying Jesus said. It is John/Luke saying Jesus said. Then you have pages upon pages of Paul, a man who never walked with Jesus during his ministry. At some point, you're no longer reading Jesus. You're reading people talking about Jesus. And this is exactly the reason I approach Hadith with caution too. Any third party narration, no matter how sincere, is vulnerable to mistakes, memory lapses, misunderstandings, and human bias. Now compare that to the Quran. You open it and find: "O mankind..." "O believers..." "O Muhammad..." The voice is direct. Not "someone said God said." Not "someone remembered what someone heard." God addressing humanity Himself. That is why, for me, the Quran stands in a category of its own. The less human voices between God and revelation, the stronger the claim to divine authenticity.
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Steven L Anderson
Steven L Anderson@sanderson1611·
@JBelcourt73 Tel; me you don’t actually read the Bible without telling me you don’t read the Bible… "I'm Catholic."
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Steven L Anderson
Steven L Anderson@sanderson1611·
There is no one way that anyone who actually enjoys reading the Bible and gives a crap what it says could ever be Catholic or Orthodox. They don't love the word of God. They love a bunch of weird pagan crap that isn't in the Bible.
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