@BirdInABirdcage my girlfriend's cousin's golden retriever, Camero, loved his little birthday hat so much that he wore it the entire weekend. it made him so excited to put his little hat on
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@thenextmothman
any pronouns (it/its or pup/pupself preferred), 22 just a dog૮ ฅ• ﻌ -ฅ ა
Indianapolis Katılım Kasım 2022
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this is the first time ive seen a dog dressed up and it doesnt look like it really wants to kill its owner
⃟@krisurvive
awwww 😭😭😭
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i think it is somewhat unfortunate that if you want to go to an event as a queer person it’s either club with questionable music and the most egregiously priced alcohol you’ve ever seen, or wholesome game night where u feel like a teenager with strict parental supervision
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@billybrizzle420 minimum wage in my state is fuckin $7.25 ... im so fucked forever
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I was googling jobs I thought paid really well because they suck and I figured “hey I could clean up crime scenes. Power wash some brains off the walls, what ever”
Starting rate 23 dollars an hour
Brother you’re joking
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@zplerhop @neonhedonics somehow read this as like "he's like if disney channel meets grindr" and i was like yea alright
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@neonhedonics This is because he went through the Disney child actor meat grinder...saw things you wouldn't believe
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barbie’s wild bc ryan gosling is acting like he’s starving on the street he’s acting like this is his last shot to make something of himself like no one is ever gonna hire him again unless he makes everyone else in this stupid toy movie look like they’re asleep
☄️ project hail nat🛰️@sunsfl0werss
obsessed with the way you can see rygos dancer background here especially when compared to the others 😭
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@_chase_____ was wearing a kurt cobain t-shirt, just said "COBAIN" across the front. Dude came up to me like "oh i thought that said cocaine!!"
why tf would it say cocaine 😭
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my sisters and i got coldstone on thanksgiving and as we were leaving my sister goes “happy thanksgiving!” & the worker looked super confused & was like “what did you say??” & my sister was like “happy thanksgiving?” & they were like “oh i thought you said ‘everything scooby’”
sophia@pastoralcomical
brother said something and i responded “admirable” and he went “did you say ‘murble’?” why would i say murble
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Did you know you can just straight up eat dirt and bugs and you wont die
spicebae@spicebae_
idk who needs to hear this BUT WASH YOUR FRUIT WITH MORE THAN JUST WATER!!!! 🤢
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Not to be critical but like what is even the point of all these live action things, it's literally just the exact same movie
🪷🐸 𝐹𝓇𝑜𝑔𝑔𝓎🐸🪷@Frogcoven
this movie might be my thirteenth reason why
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@JordanInHell it's genuinely the same thing, looking way worse. and like moana didn't even come out that long ago?? 10 years and then they deadass ALREADY made a sequel two years ago (apparently)
they churn out so much slop
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@onbeinganangel i got distracted thinking about Bojack Horseman but that is neither a movie nor cgi
it *is* the best though
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there’s a movie about a popstar being stuck in the spotlight since he was a child and you’ll never guess what unevolved cgi creature he’s portrayed as
kate wehwalt@mcmansionhell
not to defend her but this is a Michael Jackson type arrested development situation. she’s been in the spotlight since she was like twelve and didn’t really have a childhood
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@_TheSmartAlec1 completely erased this from my mind until this exact moment
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Does anyone remember the Peter Pan movie where Hugh Jackman as Not-Captain Hook and his goons sang Smells Like Teen Spirit for some reason
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little beef and peanut butter tartine for miss winnie that definitely does not have any trazodone in it
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Estou procurando um nome feminino absurdamente antigo. Pense em um nome tipo bisavó. Muito antigo e raro
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Gf did her first injection yesterday everyone tell her good job
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someone on this bus reeks of body odor oh my god bruh
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